"and this is my mayonnaise"

Probably not a total chore

Shirt

every ***ing night

Awkward

Every episode of Family Feud ever

Why didn't i even knew this

KANYE KNOWS WHAT'S UP

Luke from Modern Family is Awesome

Wal-Mart: Hope and Change

Kanye is love, Kanye is life

Confidence is sexy

Can't wait to go to London

Someone graffitied one of our election posters - I'm not even mad

Pull out game is weak

Lets play spot the vegan!

Well? Do you?

Life before google maps

Urban dictionary's top definition of ***

The Pentagon

They should have known

90% of the workforce

French Disney knows the art of trolling

The spirit of immigration

Air Bethlehems

Tryna turn up

Lol I'm Soup

Rowing bike

OPs Unite!

Easy way to check online if your credit card info has been stolen

When you've honestly stopped giving a ***

It's called disappointing your mother

I'd always assumed he has more money than that.

Dwight

After reading this, everything stands out ALOT more.

Greece is not amused

Amerika

The world is full of sickos..

Where did we go wrong?

Why is it only dirty when I do it?

Now that it's out

Found this on the bus this morning

Slytherin.

Carbon Bondage

To bad they don't see me coming at this speed...

How to correctly categorize the butt.

Amazons unintentional pun

This man is...

Raising a spider ain't easy either, though

My plants developed Stockholm syndrome, anyway...

Internet has ruined me

When your duck get hard

When you ain't got time for games

Dummy

What could go wrong?

The Devil always gives great advice.

Mi papa tiene 47 anos!

God's Siri

Wow, wiping the windshield is so difficult!

You Guys Smell Something?

Weapons

That burned a week worth of calories

The Hollow Man

Average day in Dayz

Photobomb Level : Jake Gyllenhaal

The polite thing to do

All pilots after the German Wings accident...

I'm going to hell because of this

suck on it

Coffee with Jesus

Be my ***

Guard Dog.

First blowjob

Great Obituary - Smoked, drank, lied to the end

Darn...

What is going on?

Soap for hipsters

Show and tell is different in Russia

can someone call the captain?

I will be Patrick my whole life.

God is listening you!

Short lived luxury

Superhero Babies.

Motorcycle expectations vs reality

No homo, but it's looks adorable

Also how men feel when it's getting hot outside

Wrong Direction

White girls be like...

Death by Snu Snu

The Simpsons supporting South-Park for standing up to censorship.

How men feel when it's getting hot outside.

Don't go chasing butterflies

Thanks for the reminder, Home Depot

Butt pug

Little guy lost in the mall

In case of emergency.

His level ain't high enough

splendiferous dance

How DARE you

Classic Andy