very quick thinking denzel

Checking yourself in the mirror

World cup..

Important Update

Bet there's a "random" drug test on the 21st though.

This is one badass Parakeet

Professional unicyclist

it wont be a happy meal for sure.

Recieved a package at work. I'm kind of afraid to open it.

This was a bad idea. No matter how much you love Jazz.

anon pranking

The game never changes

Classic governmental move

Missile command

Why you being so quiet?

A 100% accurate representation of rural Australia

Who said there's no truth in advertising?

Be wary of drake

This is the alpha ladies man on beach

Murica... Populated Europe

Get your sh*t together Canada

Never use kick as a finishing move on Tyrone, for it is one of his favorite fetish

MFW non-readers complain about possible spoilers from the leak

It's not your job to crack wise, Siri.

Went to the library. Hit gold.

If you're an astronaut

Gamers be like

Monster under the bed

Dressed for success

Power Rangers Tech Support

Whoops

ISIS day trip

Proof that Troll dad's have been around for a long, long time.

We aint found shit

Just started oblivion... 40 minutes later, this.

72 hairy muppet vaginas await them

When you're the richest nigga in the block, drinking your grape juice.

***es be like

Best.....pickupline....ever

Anyone in for a party?

my phone's an ***

Shots fired

Why-A Mama?

Tinder joy

Mars

Dat amoeba

From Canada

Superman is a bit cold

What's better than sex? DMX knows.

You're SURE that's the name you wanna go with

Advanced dad joke

When i'm at the toilet during a party and i'm about to walk back out to the dancefloor.

"Coincidence"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not about the destination, its about the journey

At least they know how to type

For the Handi-capable

Juan Snow

Sank You

Hey, how's college going?

15 years ago this seemed like a good idea

Cartoon by Emily Flake

MRW my teacher tells me i'm right and my classmate, who just called me a huge idiot, is wrong.

:-DDDDDDDD

Cannot unsee

Who is laughing now?

Have you guys seen the new iphone emojis ?

The moment you realize your legacy might be first First Man.

There are certain things that are made to remain in the void of time

who is this hacker 4chan?

That's just wasteful

Protect Your Precious Seed

He has a point...

Thats a killer website man!

How to properly reply to a peasant.

Counter Strike Logic

Putting the D into Directory

After working 9 days in a row, I'm off for two days. This will be happening.

It should be "Stapler vs Predator" you dip.

And here come the unhelpful GTAV reviews..

Dating in a nutshell

Russians

Looks like a flat battery.

Damn right

The results of a "when was the last time you've gotten laid" poll on a porn site

When i try to play MK X at release

a horse's wish

She's not wrong.

the more you know

Food Pyramid.

Jack of all trades, master of none

You thought you've seen them all

"What kinda cut you want?" "Gimme that spongebob swag"

As sexy as a stacking toy

"Kids these days can't live without technology."

Apparently they are something to *** with

A brief history of Canada

Useless clock

Dr. Drake

When yo girl run for president