Spock was a smooth operator

OK we get the joke.

Nice try Samsung

The girl who tripped mad balls.

prohibition isn't working

The Original Axe Body Spray

When someone calls me a manchild

Simple math.

"On our way to company of the year" - EA

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID IT!!

Baltimore.jpg

The Worst Conversation Ever

A sad tale, of a true love story...

Delicous

So yall want "real" black twitter....

What was that??

"I'm only a comedian..."

With finals week being one week away, this couldn't be more true.

Classic

THIS is the kind of "subtlety" men need

A Rich History

Mortal Kombat Logic

Everyone is rioting and I'm just like

Chill ass mom

This nigga needs to be stopped

sometimes it's like that

When I enter a room telling a bad pun

UPDATE: Where this is heading

Twitter is savage.

Meanwhile in UK

haircut money

A love story

If I'm going, I'm taking them with me

Dark Souls players should remember briefly thinking this

In case of emergency, die

Probably.

House Dunder Mifflin

"Before anyone starts calling me a "racist" or any of that crap

"Stereotypes"

This isn't playing around

On the White House Security...

Bake it like grandma

Paul McCartney at the beach in a bikini

When you turn the seats to face the road.. how tf do you hold the steering wheel?

We all have those days.

the world famous titty squeeze monument of Amsterdam

Daily cosplay

baelosophy.

Typical Russian product

Bang her to the wall

Congrats

The Early Bird

It's the only one that makes sense...

Sex changes with age.

Too bright

Another way of advertising

Mint Gum

No respect for the game..

God of the weather

Gotta show it off

self-esteem 100-0 real quick

Triangle relationship

That quality though

Daquan plays CS:GO

La—a. LaDasha

I wonder what's in it?

Call for a good time!

Thank Me Later. Take Care. Nothing Was the Same. If You're Reading This It's Too Late.

Ignore if you love Satan.

Willow Smif

This question bothers me every damn time

70323

Empire vs. Rebellion Healthcare

He knows you a liar

She's still waiting

Classic Counter-Strike Tactics

Beauty is subjective

Sheep God 2.0

Im ***ing hilarious

We need answers

We have no control over her, Commander!

Who's that kissing dad?

Wear your seatbelt! And less make up.

Omnomonomn

Well shit...

Religion

Your Fathers Lightsaber

Where babies come from?

Im gonna try this....

The poor guy..

Headshot

Weird hobby

What do women want?

Russian closet

what instructions?

Pro-tip for marathon runners

Dat smile

This election poster on the London Underground

Stannis the mo'***ing Mannis

Im tatted up!