When you're beating your meat and you hear someone outside your door

World-shattering realization.

No love for these hoes

When a user I hate posts something funny

didn't tree that coming

Think about the good times

Booty had me like.......

Aussie girls.

He really just wanted to be cheering on from the sidelines the entire time

Free BBQ sauce

Serious games.

***es this days

Guy on tumblr gets called out by walking dead fan

Just put it back on the shelf you know we can't afford that

This bird is the hero that everyone needs

[Preorder now to get early access to the post title!]

me at the finals

Cat or Puma?

Cooties

Perspectives

Lookin for that next fresh cut.

Hearthstone has some of the best flavor text.

Fairly odd place to find Cosmo and Wanda.

Savage

Mom's advice.

Me when I forget my homework.

We have avenged you

***es be usin them angles

Oh The Irony

This advice is on point.

playing battlefield when high af

Damned Cyclists

Fake countries

Either there's an obvious misunderstanding, or we're terrible players...

Club Penguin is the best

Someone used a pizza box as a poster for student council elections at a high school

Navy Seals

100-0

Musclehead.

One of these things is not like the other

Don't worry guys, someday we'll get it

Peasantry at its best..

"Take this aspirin and you're good to go"

This is why Pandas are so closely watched. They are a danger to themselves

me_irl

How Frozen should have ended.

Just because you're cute doesn't mean you're not dangerous!

"My dad senses are tingling"

Never forget

Not doing this shit again...

Early access

I'll have her in bed for 10...and home for 11.

Grandma a real one

Apparently people are still giving a shit about umbrellas

Too loud in here

Waking up fresh vs waking up with hang over

Damn son that's cold.

I'm at a loss for words

Never mess with a king who can dance

Do your homework!

Break me off, show me what you got

Do some suicides

danke mein fuhrer

Drake the type of nigga

Did fire come with that burn?

Savage

Home is where the bees are

"Who you gonna call ?"

sonicare toothbrush

*smooth*

A reason why there is piracy

One of the best random cosplays hanging there all day.

Fallon delivered.

Apple Bro

This is what acccidental pregnancy means

Points

non-fat extra white

Well done.

Witcher 3 reviews in visual form

Jeff Goldblum

I'm the better jouster

A sense of priorities

Good Game CDProjekt Red

This grass is the perfect height

Billboard in NZ.

GG Ubisoft

wonder if he used it to steal bikes

Work commute

Tea

"How's the job search going?"

Just one more year

The Ancient Sumerian City of Asus

Wise creatures.

Shits gonna go down

Bubble Butt

C'mon Miranda, you ain't special

the future of math

Good morning, have a nice monday!

Hyena got no type

The struggle is real