"Dude it was awesome, she squirted all over my living room floor"

Family bonding.

tooth fairy

It's not easy being green...black and blue.

Well ***

Rolemodel Satan

Kanye Doesn't look away from Nobody

Anon doesn't know how much is one magma

War Thunder Review

Prepare for liftoff

punch

Ayy Captain

is this real life

Umm. What?

because physics

Real deal

me☹irl

nigga is right

Found OP's mom at a museum in Peru

SPORTS!

During the war

This hits home

Race Translations

When you remembered the singular and plural of shrimp is the same

Passive aggressive neighbors at their finest

Never made the same mistake twice.

Life lesson learned early on

For $10 million dollars

When your video card is running at 1/4 of the sun

In quite a remote area.

Found him..

"Bae knows just what to say!"

The New Yorker gets it right on the money

When you don't want to have kids:

Meeting the new boss

Tick Tick...huh?

Homework

When a new bot appears

if only there were a solution to these feels

Camp requires kids to write a letter home after the first week

Your garden is overgrown, and your cucumbers are soft!

Down-Voting a post in the front page.

When you have class at 8, but you gotta fight the Persians at 9.

The masterrace in a nutshell.

Obvious joke flew right over this guy's head...

what the fck did i just read

When legs sleep

You puny Humans!

Doot

Steam support in a nutshell

...and Cell

Open wide

Thanks for giving us a true reason to fear you Don.

Online dating

Poor Anakin

Oh it's discrimination alright...

Just let me know

No pork for me brah

This screwed me up

Frieza

America's universal political argument.

Yep, that's about right...

ayyeee

Instagram IRL

Facebook like *** hypocrisy

The subtle differences between the U.S. and the U.K.

#only90skids

Sharks Rule

Real woman

Had way too much fun in the Caesar's Palace gift shop

Boston really owns its accent.

Oh no...

The double-standards at Buzzfeed are almost at trolling levels

Ahmed, you sly mother***er

The ending to Dark Knight Rises

Local Muslim Outside Ahmed Mohamed's House

Ahmed's Clock

Bad Luck Ahmed Mohamed hit the jackpot

Jaden and Kanye in another plane than the rest of us

For real tho

Role Playing Doctor

Just bought this new clock at Ikea... Pretty sick

Call the police

What has 444 legs and is bummed out about it?

MILF benefits...

That´s my kind of game!

Trump Stump

Texas

Most Boring Flash Mob

Coin rings

Woody.

After 1000 years we've come so far ...

Other items bravely confiscated by Texas police

It all makes sense now

Which one is the threat again?

Not proud of it

Give it a few years.

Jesus stop messing around..

Cold Turkey

Throatzilla