Time for the "Man in Black" strategy. Oh! It didn't work...

There's more water on Mars than California.

Nope done nope

Do you want your kids to get hit by a car? Because that's how you get your kids hit by a car

accurate af

You know where

Wal-mart

It's the little things that matter, take your dick as an example

Following the news about water on Mars...

Big Mean Moon

Angelina wanted to eat but her possessed arm felt differently

Irrelevant Skyrim Humor.

I'll see you guys in hell

DIY books

When I finally Fap after a couple of weeks

When you feed in game while your mom feeds you IRL

Rolling in that middle school press

Honestly from Microsoft

Everyone loves a good retardant joke

It's all about Air bud tho

Say what?

Appropriate this evening...

Common sense sold separately

Prevention

Accidental Camoflage

YAASSSS ***

can't touch this

Spongebob Logic

Seems legit

It truly is a dangerous city

rare apollo footage

Distributing Level : Not close to 4chan

Dilophosaurus Pope

unnamed website gold

Happy Birthday Google!...

Hitler cat uses gas...it's very effective

Marilyn Monroe was an ***

the excitement is overwhelming

Funny sign spotted in Round Top, Texas

Every family feud episode ever

Goalie trying to help an injured player.

It maybe just as addictive

"Today is truly a great day."

This sticker on a minivan. Even more perfect.

Spotted in Liverpool UK

Good condition

Dwin Johnsel.

I see it coming...

White people lips

A master at work.

Takumi right now

lol i make funny

If Disney Villains Were Actually Smart

Welcome Potato!

Mo money, mo problems

Sacré bleu!!!

Minesweeper

Some mean little lego pieces

Pimp priority seating

Truer words were never spoken!

me irl

If Hitler tried to become a maid part 1

I think the campaign staff watches The Simpsons

specifically this dog

Childhood cancer gets a pretty bad rap, it's nice to see it get some love once in a while

apply water to burned area

A useful book for your twenties

Burt Macklin and his uncrackable code names

Sikh Sense of Humour

You really got me

At least he's trying...

Tumblr in real life

Are you happy?

Darth Vader

MMMMMmmmmmmm

aloha snackbar

A new type of raid? Lets keep this going :P Part 3

Solves that problem.

You'll never catch me!

49th in Education...

Just a nigga with a pocket scale, trying to stay out of jail

Life lessons from Fresh Off the Boat

As a woman in STEM, I've had to explain this many times.

Chipotle

ohh bing

Either way, I heard she's a ***

Bertrand realized that showing people he was immune to pain allowed him to do whatever he wanted

Saw in New Mexico. What are you people doing to yourselves?

Specific Rim

Neil Patrick Harris and Alec Baldwin team up with the Secret Service for the pope's visit

New mousepad

0 to 100

Good one sir

Trying to get through security as an engineer.

Tumblr's dilemma

me☭irl

Closest you're getting to Kate

You can feel the joy in this room.

Basketball shorts

This needs to get out there.