I'll have the Calamari...

Relationship Counselling.

Got rid of the baby

Accuracy is impeccable.

If boys were girls for a day

I'm so sorry... =\

I'm supposed to be impressed?

Putinctatorship

In light of the recent Starbucks controversy...

Obviously I'm not gay

Discount

When the other guy doesn't show up for the fight

When you know your bus ride will be long

''Man arrested for clearing snow with flamethrower.''

He is so proud of his protegé

Syrian passports

Lousy Drunks

Mean scientists

C U N T

Yall niggas hiring?

That's why I never lose 'em

Good movie

Welcome to china

Our eagle > Your eagle

Living in forest be like

From paris with love

The 91%

linda got this

Average Hugelol user

What a Time to be Alive...

me🐤irl

The best use of the French flag FB filter I've seen so far.

One minute into "Hamlet and chill" and he gives you this look

Farrrrrrrk

From "101 ways to pick up short girls"

Well, he's not wrong

When the weed is too loud

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave

That's a nice assault rifle!

Plants in Bethesda's office

Not knowing the answer on a science test

See not only frenchs surrender

Bill Nye

me irl

it's a small consolation

Fake it if you can't make it

Zombie Battle!

Crows are crows

We all have that friend...

Baby Elephants

They did the math

The real black gold.

It really was

Thats how it was done back in the day

Everyone on my facebook right now..

*** yeah

There is no app for this.

To those making a fuss that Paris is getting more attention than other attacks

After yesterday

The pun jar is about to explode

Girls On Tinder

Dark Souls boss fight

Titles are a symptom of the patriarchy

Chat so lit

That's not the French flag.

Omelette Du Fromage

Who needs porn when you have Fallout?

Never kick a ball from ACME

The power of social media.

That feeling when you find the perfect fit.

That's right, ISIS, we have Facebook!

more shame to his family

Need new shoes? Why not Zoidberg?

Anon can't control his farts

I'm still getting paid tho?

Clear your schedules for Saturday!

Kid's Cooking

yeah Naan bread

Whyyylmao

Trust your instincts!

#rekt

me, when Pokémon Go comes out

How else would I spend my friday night?

Be this guy

C'mon Ultron tell us!

so he's real

An Australian wine company's ad - "Some say you can almost taste the bush."

That's the same thing

do you?

"I'm sure you're wondering why I gathered you all here today"

Has fallout gone too far?

Fallout 4 logs can be pretty hilarious

me🍝irl

the joys of childhood

He's such a smart man

Asking the right questions

jimmy noooo

What a time to be alive!

360 quickdoot

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