They want to rape me!

She stood in line for 10 minutes last night

I miss those days. Now I have to experience it full-on instead...

OMG you're such an ass.

If you know what I mean

Yep. It is.

That's a good spot.

Blanket...

Life can be so beautiful sometimes

That's cheating.

The janitor

FB Profile Pic Replication

Men...

Is he real?

Hey guys

Because fahk you, that's why

Why do you think i want to work -_-

F*ck society, I do what I want!

FBI in action

Scumbag Jesus

New record!

When is lunch due?

He's nice.

I must try this... wait...

My Hero

Aaaand it's official :-)

Facebook gold.

Cutest animal ever

This is just awesom!

It's funny 'cause it makes sense

This is awesome!

What Gandalf wanted to say in LOTR

Stalker Oak

I'm From the USA and I Agree...

Not sure if door....

Gameception

Stephen Hawking

True that

One can only hope

You'll totally screw!

This will f*ck your mind

Overly Attached Girlfriend

Fish'n'chips

Bring the holy water!

You uncultured swine.

Nuff said

Boo!

Like a boss

When my friend and his parents get into an argument while I'm there.

Oh, Youtube..

But human it iz zundaay!

Meet the Griffinsons

When someone on the internet is wrong

What up...

Hitler vs. Bush

This GIF always puts a smile on my face

Professor Badass's Archenemy: THE HEADMASTER!

I felt the pain too

Still...

Do not care. At all.

Gobble Gobble

Anime

How I Imagine Black Friday

The power of Pepsi

And this weeks racist award goes to....

God Mode activated

Don’t worry guys I got this

My thoughts when I submit a post.

Such priorities

Gotta clean this damn window

What the f*ck do you guys want?

Na na na na na na na na

A horrible mistake

Holidays = awkward hugs with distant relatives

What the heck is happening

Party Hard

For those feeling down :)

When everyone tells me I look gross and should shave.

They call me Band... Rubber Band.

Easy....easy....easy....easy....

One of my favorite scenes from Spaceballs.

Wrong move!

Do you even fetch?

Now available as a gif!

Haters gonna hate

That's right...

Owned!

What is this sh*t!?

My friend has a good song

A popular one from different perspective

The older i get...

Nice try, fat guy!

He's got all the skills he will ever need

Three Wieners

When Someone Says Vagina In Bio Class

I knew it all this time

The Thing like it

Ouch

How to piss off your neighbors

A monocle might also be a nice addition