My nephew tried to escape from his room last night, got stuck, was too tired to call for help, and promptly fell asleep there for the rest of the night.

Vintage 1950s Ice Cream Scoop

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

Younglings guide to survival

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I needed to upload some shitpost so here

his spell is probably emit light

The resort I'm staying at knows how to punish parents...

admins hear us

"How old is your child?"

Deus Vult

It's his "I just farted look".

Poor zoo wouldn't help relieve the elephants!

When you pull your earphones from the pocket

New bar door sign in Florida

When you have been a lurker for 4 years

why do you have to be this way Nick?

When people use memes IRL

*laughs in christian*

The Relationship Between The Top Comment And The Post That Is Heading To The Front Page...

Scared.

Z U C C E D

When Trump gives a press conference

All the better

Interview Questions

Hiddenlolers worst nightmare.

F A K E N E W S

And the award for most creative insults goes to

Meat Lover

Horrifying

It took me a few seconds to realize this wasn't a gorilla walking on the beach

Two fat guys in avocado costumes

Pewdiepie filming his first gaming video (2 Oct. 2010)

Even Ron Swanson can miss a few now and then

I love hiking.

Mama's boy

what a smug feggit

edgy

Gotta catch em all! Oh. Wait.

...And when i try to fix my mistakes

Imminent doom shall come apon them

W I T N E S S M E

Leaked footage from Mario Odyssey

True indeed

Still blame lag.

A snapshot from the best era, the era of memes.

Good question, grandma

Nice to meet you bond

The news in my city keeps you on your toes.

We may be ***s but, together we are mighty!

This guy and his cat

Boston Dynamics really outdid themselves with this one

Would love me some Chlorox and chill

Edups X Franku

Matte Damon

50 Shades Darker

Nasa should hire her

it was regular ass wheat til he hit that tailslide

For when you need to hide out in that forest fire you totally didn't start.

<:)

After opening all the windows for the first time this year...

Could there be a better name for a waste management company?

Better rethink that, tiny-arms.

The reason zombies are always sad.

This new "kids" game at the arcade.

Have hipsters gone too far?

I hate how true this is

Seymour Asses

Anons parachute fails

Can you hear me now?

Not again

Mitch Hedburg would appreciate this

Doing stuff around the house this weekend..

Thirsty Hoes

Arriving home stoned af

The next Yoga move we will review is the "Where should I send the child support check to?"

SWING IT NIGGA

1 like = 1 prayers

Somehow I'll make a man out of you

Pls dont

GF said I should make two trips.

50 shades darker

Why_are_you_like_this.meme

Something went wrong.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

Of course, I want to ford the river

When will our boys come back from the war

TRUMP LIFE

OK, maybe I will actually.

Life isn't always hard. Sometimes it's soft and flaccid

Dr. Dinosaur Just Calls It Like He Sees It..

HOLY SHIT SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

Important call

Suicidal depression doesn't count

Tits vs grades

SaneField

r e l a t a b l e

Modern Cosplay

If rome was built in a day

Online Dating explained in Planet Earth