Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
118,853 5-Year Club
Every 6th grader at my school
It took everything I had to restrain myself...
My mom is a second grade teacher and is afraid she just sent home 23 students with what looks like penises on their faces.
Funny Every Time
KFC clearing up rumours, like a boss.
She really should have bought another vowel
My wife said I could decorate the guest bathroom as my own. Multiple screams have ensued.
It's a small world
Keepin' it Cla$$y in Troy, NY
Save on meat, vegans!
Fast as *** boi
I just got this on Snapchat
Barron Trump explains the difference between jews and muslims
How to summarize a country in one sentence
American Stereotype Map
I just drove by this hilarious billboard in my town. Marketing to your correct demographic
Most honest Craigslist seller
They still call him loser
Sadly, still relevant.
Good way to support a house
Gotta ash em all
Still one of my favorite fake movie posters
Mike Pence bravely defending the wall from the united mexican cartels
Pence senses tingling
We MUST go DEEPER
Happy Ash Wednesday from the High Sparrow
The Agile and Angry 2: Kyoto Drift
Dog caught in a booby trap
There's a human fossil in my floor planks
"He's playing Wonderwall and now I have no material. Please hurry!"
Historic Documentation of prewall America
We're pretty slow at work ..
Mike "If you have a perversion here comes the conversion" Pence
Drew this for a friend's birthday today
Grandmas can do more than just cook
This won't go well
In a restaurant toilet I'm at.
*Sound of silence playing in the background*
Let this be a reminder to us all
ａ ｗｅａｐｏｎ ｔｏ ｓｕｒｐａｓｓ ｍｅｔａｌ ｇｅａｒ
I'm not really sure what Duolingo is trying to teach me...
My dog takes my girlfriend's spot when she leaves for work. This is what I woke up to today
A cure for insomnia
My friend got his "golden retriever" pup from a sketchy breeder that claimed it was a full golden retriever. Fast forward 8 years, Ta-Da!
Sizes in different countries
Questions answered about a $1000 HDMI cable on Amazon.
My son ran out of clean sheets, but thankfully my wife found these packed away in the basement. Nostalgia overload.
You're not fooling anyone, Walmart...
A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight!
Now I can go somewhere.
Spot the Canadian
Katmans family after they found him not delivering
The lurker masses shall rise
every class has that one retarded kid
This beer expires on 2/30/17
HUGELOL during the Upload Server Outage
I just bit my lips eating a sandwich, someone call 911
I came around the corner and caught my cat the other day.
How I forfeited my security desposit
No Thanks! Not in my neighborhood!
Jesus vs. Surgeon
Arthur's headphones tho...
This is Bob
Starring Sheev Palpatine
Even Muslims are gender neutral.
How I Imagine Subway's Chicken
To my Wife and Kids...
Greatest duo ever
Bathroom signs at local bar
This kid is on to something. Tell me why s/he shouldn't get 100%
Meanwhile in Ohio
To the Boatmobile!
By customer request.
Little Debbie finally got what she was asking for...
Every street need this
When you realize the old HL admins all got job offers from valve.
I'm not sure if I won or lost
increasingly verbose meme
The difference between blow and below ;)