Traveling and staying with fam. Borrowed my little cousin's blanket to black out the windows so my kids slept in. Went out for a bagel run and nearly pooped myself...

Japos on it again.

Potty training week 1: My daughter gets her head stuck in the toilet seat and we have to cut her out. She survived unharmed.

Calm down and play dead

"..cuz baking' cool"

parenting the gaming generation

My girlfriend's in China, she sent me photo of girl wearing Mickey Mouse shirt, but something's not quite right...

Giving a speach to hugelol.

While packing my son's lunch, I found a pepper that brought me back to my college days.

The Religious Paradox

Twinkle Tush

This Tweet is now over a year old. 2018 is looking bleak.

Papa bless!

Sorry Starbucks, but I had to break that large bill SOMEWHERE..!

People whom'st'd've'ed shitpost

And then we become pickles

Shots fired at the local butcher shop.

Ostrich problems

It's my stomach I promise.

When the tard kid tries to be helpful

Back flip gone wrong.

You shouldn't have

1970s special effects

I like the Ford Fiesta

This game needs to invest in generating new player sprites.

I've had this book for 7 years. Maybe I should start reading it?

I swear this wasn't photoshopped

Black Jeep

You've arrived

WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

So my wife said she packed a special treat in my lunch today. Some assembly required.

Opossum stuck in a soda machine on campus.

When you run out of things to talk about

Lucky Luke was dope.

Font Police

death is coming

What happens next will shock you!

I need to post another meme for title as a qustianable shock to this one.

Buzz goes shopping

Roommate wanted ad found on campus is oddly truthful and endearing

Funbot: A Tragedy in Three Acts

TA DA!!

rare footage of Katman's keyboard

It's finally happening

The Progression of The Alien Films

When u eat ONLY one more pizza slice

Marriage, according to Cosmo and Wanda

ELEMELONS!!!!

The face ; when your wife is driving.

Oh, well...yes.

Thomas The Dank Engine

this is a legitimate photograph, don't let the bad quality fool you

If you enjoy *** you're in for a shock

Like It in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper

Thick thighs save lives, but thigh highs are my demise

We feed my pug carrots for treats because he's a chubster. He's grown to love them. Maybe a little too much.

Batman v Superman.

4 real fam

Don't claim you know music until you've listened to this

She is very protective of her ducklings

Katman then vs now

But, why??

Exhibitionist.

Professor Jiggly, I presume

Just what does this guy think he's doing?

Husky Society

God is dead and Admins killed him

Pences energy is expended After shocking 30 gays

In awe of my buddy's recent repair job.

The Australia of Europe

Dude casually wearing an asian rice hat in a library

This hotel isn't taking anyone's shit anymore.

Time to let it die

Princess fluffers mc' derpface.

I mean, I can't think of many other uses for a bomb...

Quotes

Bee-ing nice

Keep em coming.

1 pray

Double the meme market!

Every 6th grader at my school

It took everything I had to restrain myself...

Dear Steve

My mom is a second grade teacher and is afraid she just sent home 23 students with what looks like penises on their faces.

81 blungs

Funny Every Time

Race Barron.

KFC clearing up rumours, like a boss.

She really should have bought another vowel

My wife said I could decorate the guest bathroom as my own. Multiple screams have ensued.

Keepin' it Cla$$y in Troy, NY

Save on meat, vegans!

Fast as *** boi

I just got this on Snapchat

Barron Trump explains the difference between jews and muslims

How to summarize a country in one sentence

American Stereotype Map

RIP Sully

Read Carefully

I just drove by this hilarious billboard in my town. Marketing to your correct demographic