Man lost his hand but managed to keep one finger

When a friend completes you :r

My mother in law insists that she doesn't feed the dogs her dinner.

In a way we all live here

Actual headline on my local news. She sure taught us carnivores a lesson.

just another unrealistic body expectation for women

200 upvotes and I'll hang these on every bulletin board at my school

I said yes!

It must be tourist season in Destin, Florida already...

Only in Oklahoma.

Birds are shifty ***s. I don't like where this is going...

Sign at the local watering hole

Canadian baby at his first hockey game.

Now more than ever

Father and Son Surfing

I've watched Zoolander enough times to know exactly what's going to happen next.

Every team project

Just like you!

It is a ***

Camera shutter speed synchronized to Lego storm troopers beating a dead horse

Englands most dangerous criminals.

TFW watching Star Wars while high

Don't just stand there.

Tag yourself

Fat squirrels are harder to kidnap

Quick, lets milk every last drop of this meme

Looks like you are installing Windows...

ITS TIME TO STOP

Ed Sheeran looks like he's queuing up to meet Ed Sheeran

Badass roommate available.

went full retard

The Mastermind

New Rug

America has a question

Poor us

My friends derpdog greeting the sun before her yoga session.

I can hear the sweet sound of an eagles call through the phone while reading this.

Andy Murray keeps old man in his tennis bag

If you see someone drowning lol

Ret me tik photo of you

So this exists.

/ / H Y P E / /

You learn something new everyday...

No one can hide the semester

ｔｗｅｌｖｅ　ｄｉｍｅｎｓｉｏｎｓ

Elon Musk's fantasy.

Amen.

G37 0v3r h3r3

Say that again

5 Viral post in a row later

Rip sweet prince

Depourtmet race

I'm just a little husky..

Bob & Larry Cookie Cutter

The mandarin literal translation for Owl is brilliant

*** hold on

Classic imperialist whiteness

Scary Train

Just give it a miss.

We saw this shirt shopping last year. Look close.

Spongebob Methpants

Girl Scouts: Celebrating in-focus redheads and blurry brown girls

Return of the Nokia 3310

I told IT guy everyone was saying he looked like Sid from Toy Story. He sent back this.

It really doesn't

Camera shutter speed synchronized to a road being constructed

A Fire Hydrant Downtown

"You don't have to put on that red light"

OP's drawthread was ruined

Hey there sexy

Whayt privileged

Oh I'm feeling it now...

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Law abiding kittyzen.

When you're both kind of racist but in that friendly I'm not committing a hate crime way

Asking the right questions

El Ow El

Ladykiller

The future, accurately predicted by XKCD.

My wife is a kindergarten teacher. One of her students brought in this "finger puppet" today to share with the class.

Kummerspeck

My wife's motto

Location vs. Picture

I thought someone put googly eyes on the Trappist Sun on Wikipedia. It's just planets.

Ad in my local phonebook

TIL that a group of koi fish is called a gasp

Woof Woof

Ass of Straws

My roommate called making sure I didn't throw out his "empty toilet roll of cash" he left in the bathroom. I have so many questions.

leaked footage from every shipping warehouse my package goes through

Looked out my window at work and saw this.

Complex Carbohydrates

what i thought of clouds as a kid

Give that kid a medal

Wanted to be a dad for career day. not bad.

My office maintenance people are really sick of all the damage to the walls done by careless people.

Why would you need a farm?

A bowling ad in the local paper...

Look Look!

This customer felt it was necessary to explain why he needs three orders of mozzarella sticks.