I guess he's an indoor horse.

Out of my swamp

Fail a procedure = take a shot. Keeping a steady hand gets tougher as the game goes on.

Not allowed to show your obi-wand

Works as advertised

Since you guys like amazon reviews...

"Are you black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" Shel Silverstein, A Light in the Attic, 1981

For some reason I don't believe you...

Homer's dorm room inspired furniture

Give this man a medal

She's so sweet until you tell her she can't have any of your cereal...

My dad's name is Chip. He's on vacation. He just sent me this.

Did they photoshop hair on Anne Hathaway?

7 - Eleven in Jungle

She will make a fine addition to my collection

Apology accepted.

My friend's unfortunate hand placement in his engagement photo.

Her: let's go somewhere fun today. Me:

I was watching Despicable Me with my toddler son today when I came across this easter egg.

This creature came from wolves

Redneck restraining order

Not sure what this guy expects to happen at Disney today

$

More like fruit Canadian

Last minute requests

Just in case you need to sate that gummy worm fetish, you freak

Bogwandi wya

Anime in a nutshell

Going through my gf's parents' wedding album, I discovered that a couple of her dad's groomsmen were Napolean Dynamite and Nacho Libre.

That's his girl now

that sounds like their problem, not mine

Get your ass pounded the wire won't be grounded

Plumbers graduation work.

One week ago: "We're not getting a dog!" 12 hours ago: "We're going JUST TO LOOK." 8 hours ago: "Well we can't bring one home and leave her sister behind by herself."

Lemme smash II, the smashening.

Slept at my brother's house and woke up to this

Amazon Review

Didn't realize Wolverine was going to be riding a bicycle in Old Man Logan.

"no homo"

Friendshiplevel max.

shitposting #2

Shut the *** up Jamal

Your turn

A koalafied director is all you need

Sing us a song

I have a pleasure room

Shakespear shit

Bet no one noticed i've been away

Meanwhile, in Canada...

we all were shocked

Sarudog

A meme so shit and dead you could call it Micheal Jackson

In Florida the drain pipes are so clean alligators live in them.

Wrong move fam

You know who loves skiing? Not this kid.

Vertical Video Syndrome

when Overwatch was every normies dream

The Pan Dulce dog

Legacy

Be free

/g/ has a pet

I love you lamp

whom'st'ed got a degree in this

I'm glad that cow privacy is a serious concern for Google

Outrageous!

I miss Garth Algar, this Womanizer...

pls no steal

How I picture every dad joke in real life

She took the ball straight to her face.

They keep getting better

kkk

If you die in the game, you die in real life

plz 4giv me

I think my cat just broke!

That kid didn't even known where it came from.

This is Lucy. Every time she goes outside she grabs a leaf and just walks around with it in her mouth :)

i freakin' love my new nintendo switch

Just a reminder what the movie is really about..

When your aunt forgets your name...

With a butt this big there's not mushroom left in this kitchen for a fun-guy like me

My friend's baby and her friends are about to drop the best alt-rock album of 1997.

10 Hours of Soviet Communist Music

The real story behind the resurrection

skrt skrt ***

this explains it

Do Robots Deserve Rights?? NO!

When I start to see slightly nazi posts again afters years from the purge

Whalecum Son.

***ing mondays

what my wife found when she went to open our kitchen pantry door.

Fishing Dears

Man lost his hand but managed to keep one finger

When a friend completes you :r

My mother in law insists that she doesn't feed the dogs her dinner.

In a way we all live here

Actual headline on my local news. She sure taught us carnivores a lesson.

just another unrealistic body expectation for women

200 upvotes and I'll hang these on every bulletin board at my school

I said yes!

It must be tourist season in Destin, Florida already...