Telling Your Twins Apart

My mate had a play fight with his 7 y/o son in which his son lost. He later found this on his son's tablet search field

You'd think a t-shirt like this would require a certain model to wear it.

Just doo it!

I don't like who ever named this part.

If bears took senior pictures

Cremation has it's benefits.

Low cost cosplay

Actual billboard in Des Moines

That day Seth McFarlane got 5 Dicks on prime time television

Good ol' days

A New Yorker Comic

*** that alligator

Good Lord...

When it's so small...

Times are tough - even Dr. Evil is taking public transit.

Yeah sure whatever

Still my favorite scene from 30 Rock

The disclaimer on my nephew's cotton candy

Found this on my facebook feed from 3 years ago. Still hilarious.

Bob's Burgers had the best judge ever

Tale as Old as Time

I googled 'circle beard'

She'll never notice

Avocado Warning coming to the Midwest

Sovereign citizen (sauce in the comments)

this is i r o n i c

My son wanted to know what kind of phone this was

I just drink socially

Sir, is this yours?

Outside a bar spotted in Paris

Just.... one.... teeny... lick

Wek me up

Thanks for the advice, sonic.

Dont steal mmmkay

Memories of the past...

Today, Squidward will lock himself in the freezer to see the wonders of the future

2018 inc

Awkwardly wondered why this guy was staring at me for 10 minutes only to realize it's a frickin poster

Oak Nuggins

Cooking Buddies

Leicester has installed a new sign in the car park where the remains of Richard III were found.

This guy loves my business!!!!

In the Netherlands we don't care about good brand names

You boys want some pizza rolls?

Translunar

People will argue over anything these days

ooh a penny!

time flies man

Hard to believe....

This brings back childhood PTSD.

Nobody remain virgin....

Fishing.

Yesterday on the London Underground.

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It's lonely up there!!!

When you're expecting a 9/11 meme

Are you threatening me master jedi

Do the titles even matter?

Always up-to-date

Duck for scale

Another use for Mac Pro $6000 servers

I work hard.

Who's a good boy: quick existential crisis and resolution.

Photobombing Rock

When autism kicks in

My dog has it better than he knows, and I make sure he is reminded about it!

Uranus Fudge Factory

Disgusting feeling ;((((

Safest drone in the world... it won't hit anything

Pops picked me up so we could go on a dump run. Looked over and realized my dad is Frank Gallagher.

With the news of more North Korean missile tests, I was reminded of this gem.

Well... a job is a job...

Life

Aaah childhood traumas

"This is my dog. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

Boii, he gon do it

MRW i see another Mike Pence meme.

Shit Just Went From 0 To100

Cancer intensifies

Play of the game

Large Ears and Skin

Maslow's hierarchy was wrong.

Thank you for the insight, Brock.

i just want some fuk

These are their stories

I guess he's an indoor horse.

Out of my swamp

Fail a procedure = take a shot. Keeping a steady hand gets tougher as the game goes on.

Not allowed to show your obi-wand

Works as advertised

Since you guys like amazon reviews...

"Are you black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" Shel Silverstein, A Light in the Attic, 1981

For some reason I don't believe you...

Homer's dorm room inspired furniture

Give this man a medal

She's so sweet until you tell her she can't have any of your cereal...

My dad's name is Chip. He's on vacation. He just sent me this.

Did they photoshop hair on Anne Hathaway?

7 - Eleven in Jungle