Bob's Burgers had the best judge ever
Tale as Old as Time
I googled 'circle beard'
She'll never notice
Avocado Warning coming to the Midwest
Sovereign citizen (sauce in the comments)
this is i r o n i c
My son wanted to know what kind of phone this was
I just drink socially
Sir, is this yours?
Outside a bar spotted in Paris
Just.... one.... teeny... lick
Wek me up
Thanks for the advice, sonic.
Dont steal mmmkay
Memories of the past...
Today, Squidward will lock himself in the freezer to see the wonders of the future
2018 inc
Awkwardly wondered why this guy was staring at me for 10 minutes only to realize it's a frickin poster
Oak Nuggins
Cooking Buddies
Leicester has installed a new sign in the car park where the remains of Richard III were found.
This guy loves my business!!!!
In the Netherlands we don't care about good brand names
You boys want some pizza rolls?
Translunar
People will argue over anything these days
ooh a penny!
time flies man
Hard to believe....
This brings back childhood PTSD.
Nobody remain virgin....
Fishing.
Yesterday on the London Underground.
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It's lonely up there!!!
When you're expecting a 9/11 meme
Are you threatening me master jedi
Do the titles even matter?
Always up-to-date
Duck for scale
Another use for Mac Pro $6000 servers
I work hard.
Who's a good boy: quick existential crisis and resolution.
Photobombing Rock
When autism kicks in
My dog has it better than he knows, and I make sure he is reminded about it!
Uranus Fudge Factory
Disgusting feeling ;((((
Safest drone in the world... it won't hit anything
Pops picked me up so we could go on a dump run. Looked over and realized my dad is Frank Gallagher.
With the news of more North Korean missile tests, I was reminded of this gem.
Well... a job is a job...
Life
Aaah childhood traumas
"This is my dog. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
Boii, he gon do it
MRW i see another Mike Pence meme.
Shit Just Went From 0 To100
Cancer intensifies
Play of the game
Large Ears and Skin
Maslow's hierarchy was wrong.
Thank you for the insight, Brock.
i just want some fuk
These are their stories
I guess he's an indoor horse.
Out of my swamp
Fail a procedure = take a shot. Keeping a steady hand gets tougher as the game goes on.
Not allowed to show your obi-wand
Works as advertised
Since you guys like amazon reviews...
"Are you black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" Shel Silverstein, A Light in the Attic, 1981
For some reason I don't believe you...
Homer's dorm room inspired furniture
Give this man a medal
She's so sweet until you tell her she can't have any of your cereal...
My dad's name is Chip. He's on vacation. He just sent me this.
Did they photoshop hair on Anne Hathaway?
7 - Eleven in Jungle
She will make a fine addition to my collection
Apology accepted.
My friend's unfortunate hand placement in his engagement photo.
Her: let's go somewhere fun today. Me:
I was watching Despicable Me with my toddler son today when I came across this easter egg.
This creature came from wolves
Redneck restraining order
Not sure what this guy expects to happen at Disney today
$
More like fruit Canadian
Last minute requests
Just in case you need to sate that gummy worm fetish, you freak
Bogwandi wya
Anime in a nutshell
Going through my gf's parents' wedding album, I discovered that a couple of her dad's groomsmen were Napolean Dynamite and Nacho Libre.
That's his girl now
that sounds like their problem, not mine
Get your ass pounded the wire won't be grounded
Plumbers graduation work.
One week ago: "We're not getting a dog!" 12 hours ago: "We're going JUST TO LOOK." 8 hours ago: "Well we can't bring one home and leave her sister behind by herself."