My buddy told me he met Jay-Zs mom last night.

If you google the office cast, they all have completely normal photos. And then there's Rainn Wilson.

Her hands are rather manly.

After 5 minutes of studying

This costume is HOT!

Metal detecting is serious business

not.my.memes

Fresh prince of Bethlehem

But does he want to die?

Granny never forgot the horrors of war

Family Guy knows what's up

The king of /fit/ gets a royal painting made

Waddup dawg

Goofy is no hypocrite

Alright Mum

NZ logic

We have no selfie rule but...

The intelligence of bioshock players are unparalleled

Gotta keep it simple

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I've missed my stop!

How cool is that?!?

The Savage Life of Zack and Cody

beautiful...

wow :3 :3

Please don't ever reproduce

It's so simple!

When you want to listen to only one sad song and the sadness collapses on you

Warning sign

I'am Jesus

everything fine

I believe Yetigain

*Insert ironic title here*

We've all been in need of a hangover cure...

Crime doesnt pay Deznal

Some leprechaun is ***ed

Mr. Gadget the Hiddenlol'er

Depression.

Way to Meta meme

Is this mature? I'm not suicidal I can't tell

True Canadian

not meaning to be disrespectful, but I was just wondering...

Thing that make you go hmmm?

Dammit Marissa, this is the third time now.

80 sushis

name this post I'm lost you have 30min

Brings back memories of sugar induced spurts of violence and emotion

Reason #236 I don't like the subway

The shape of Maryland makes for a shitty cutting board.

Let the darkness flow through you!

Remember to update your Facebook settings!

Canadian citizenship test

Pornhub coming up big with the homework help

Smiff

Somehow got the pic as this little guy lunged for my face.

Only in Israel

Wisconsin in a nutshell

We've got a real bad deer problem around these parts

Difference between a Kia and a Nokia

The warning on this bucket leads me to believe this is a recurring problem.

Spoiler alert, It doesn't seem to work.

There are two types of horses

Sometimes Siri hurts

; - ;

"A wild Diglett appears"

Son was being a dick at the doctors

I had to turn on the viral posts on to do this

He's had enough of non-bourgeois scum trying to convert the school into communism

no way

Looks like 90 degree weather.....

Younglings aren't the only thing Anakin is destroying

>implying I'm not taking you to the raveyard to sacrifice to Nito

Already A Year Into My Heist

did i hear nazi?

Tried to use the snapchat filters on my cat, now she just looks like an accountant from the 70's.

Poor Jerry misses out on the fun

DEUS VULT

We did it boys! Congrats for surviving my last push to the top 100k

Complete with a white glaze.

mr burns knows it

Almost got jumped last night...

This spice chart at an Indonesian restaurant

Just a reminder that this image exists...

Work facilities budget cuts

rip mistake

title in comments (too long -,-)

Why im not gay

Euro Truck Simulator is better

Sent my bf a picture of our cat sleeping, got this one back

Notice me WhiteBones-san !

Rest in pepperoni

All burgers are beautiful.

What the *** are you laughing at?

The giraffe finally had her baby!

This man has been fall-down drunk, beaten with baseball bats, and crawled out of a rolled-over truck, and he has Never. Spilled. A drop.

Introverts Unite!

The 5 stages of getting a new job

haiuhfaoigha

"Pour with confidence"

The Bob's Burgers's kids make my day