Everyone has these moments...

The way my boss asked me to order her more pens like this one. I'm sure she's just bluffing.......

Wife asked "What's the abbreviation for Maine?" She didn't think this through.

You fkn legend Peter!

Somehow got out of my back yard and ended up at the pound... This is his "Thank you God, I was so terrified in there" face on the way home.

Basic Science

"Dad, what was the war against the normies like?"

Not a robot

Learning how to snek is hard

Creed

I came home to Spaceballs, The Litter Box.

Send me to the punitentiary

Shout out to this guy last night at the Waka Flocka Flame concert who was in visible pain all night

I asked my friend to help me make wedding invitations. Was not disappointed.

A very proper name tag

When the children you caught escape the basement

Title of your post.

/fit/ is beyond in need of help

Van diesel

HL atm

Its a beautiful day in the neighbourhood...

Party time.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I felt like a dick for shopping here.

Seven sisters at Seven Sisters

Hello ladies!

Oh... Oh no

Style tips for men.

Seriously, you don't wanna catch 'em all

No need to learn Danish

Dad joke at its finest

Something to liver for

My professor wasn't allowed to cancel class before spring break. He sent this email to everyone in the class this morning.

Happy Mario Day!

My buddy told me he met Jay-Zs mom last night.

If you google the office cast, they all have completely normal photos. And then there's Rainn Wilson.

Her hands are rather manly.

After 5 minutes of studying

This costume is HOT!

Metal detecting is serious business

not.my.memes

Fresh prince of Bethlehem

But does he want to die?

Granny never forgot the horrors of war

Family Guy knows what's up

The king of /fit/ gets a royal painting made

Waddup dawg

Goofy is no hypocrite

Alright Mum

NZ logic

We have no selfie rule but...

The intelligence of bioshock players are unparalleled

Gotta keep it simple

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I've missed my stop!

How cool is that?!?

The Savage Life of Zack and Cody

beautiful...

wow :3 :3

Please don't ever reproduce

It's so simple!

When you want to listen to only one sad song and the sadness collapses on you

Warning sign

I'am Jesus

everything fine

I believe Yetigain

*Insert ironic title here*

We've all been in need of a hangover cure...

Crime doesnt pay Deznal

Some leprechaun is ***ed

Mr. Gadget the Hiddenlol'er

Depression.

Way to Meta meme

Is this mature? I'm not suicidal I can't tell

True Canadian

not meaning to be disrespectful, but I was just wondering...

Thing that make you go hmmm?

Dammit Marissa, this is the third time now.

80 sushis

name this post I'm lost you have 30min

Brings back memories of sugar induced spurts of violence and emotion

Reason #236 I don't like the subway

The shape of Maryland makes for a shitty cutting board.

Let the darkness flow through you!

Remember to update your Facebook settings!

Canadian citizenship test

Pornhub coming up big with the homework help

Smiff

Somehow got the pic as this little guy lunged for my face.

Only in Israel

Wisconsin in a nutshell

We've got a real bad deer problem around these parts

Difference between a Kia and a Nokia

The warning on this bucket leads me to believe this is a recurring problem.

Spoiler alert, It doesn't seem to work.

There are two types of horses

Sometimes Siri hurts

; - ;

"A wild Diglett appears"

Son was being a dick at the doctors