Been perma banned 3 times all ready let's see how long it takes
Photobombed and I was oh-so cool about it.
Dr. Seuss Understands Me
One move and I'll blow your damn head off !
One of those days...
Michael’s quick guide to get ebola...
The master of pill passing and catheters for everyone.
Those mantits tho
Cant SQL now because Revolution
A second man polled, however, disagreed.
Life Before Smartphones
Kim Kardashian, circa 2055.
dont mind me
It's my spirit animal!!!
When u a hugeloler but still have a sense of humor
idk why it says 21
And use it to be beneficial to humanit... shitpost
When you introduce the local kids to Hiddenlol
When someone touches your neck
Meanwhile in Turkey
gonna delet ur existence
When you succ a feminine dicc for the first time
Billy Joel looks like Darth Vader dying.
Not gonna lie, that gave me an honest spook
When you catch yourself masturbating to a 3D-Girl
it doesn't really matter if he finds me tho
The sign in this bathroom
I've missed these
You will never eat chicken nuggets the same way again after seeing this
He tried to bite the cactus
Caught in the act?
I've got my thinking cat on.
Equality far, far, away.
Loading snow: 10% complete
Light switch humor
Please... dont eat me..
HL waiting for Katman to deliver (2021)
mfw I get the notification that a post I really liked was a repost
Me in grade school.
face swap gone wrong
LPT on studying for finals.
My friend just got home from a trip. This was her family greeting her at the airport.
"Please inform Jedi Master Syfo-Dyas that we are well on our way to completing his order for the Republic's new Army."
This is on the wall at my local drug store...
Before I left for work, my girlfriend said I was dressed like an old man. I didn't believe her until this happened.
Now I know the truth.
My life right now.
Are you okay Annie?
Spread sum chedda
Watching Hell or High Water and noticed he looked familiar
the kids blamed the footprints on the dog
poor guy, he didn't stand a chance
In the absence of laundry detergent do not ever substitute it for shampoo
Photobombed by a wasp
My local Chinese buffet has flaming hot Cheetos
/g/entooman's first day on public trackers
You might even need multiple tanks
You get three wishes...
My girlfriend started leaving me really mean messages shortly after starting her German lessons.
When they realised they can fight back
I wonder what the surprise is...
Screen still work though
arresting an italian
Ahhh *** it.
Neighbors put up a bounce house... it's 32 degrees and they don't have any kids.
Getting through college
Leave the joke aside have a look at the dog.
Slow internet just slays me.
The Shia Chronicles
professionalism: level white house
The aerodynamics of a cow
And I thought I hated daylight savings time.
Sums up my deathbed wish. NYC signs.
magician of the century uwu
THE ABSOLUTE F*CKING MADMAN
My niece got her arm painted at a St. Paddy's day festival. I mean I guess it looks like a clover....
Violets are blue Roses are red
Came across my dog's butt sticking out from under the bed. I think I interrupted some sort of secret meeting.
Swipe right if you want to be saved.
Needed more then admitted
I can relate, George Michael. I can relate.
its not straight as long as his vagina is masculine
Without a Starbucks in sight, this herd of 'Basics' has turned to a life on the rails in search of a new home.
The bathroom door says "men" from the outside but from the inside says "women" spelled backwards so you think you were in the wrong bathroom
This type of vocabulary