Everyday I pray I don't get banned
Why commas are important
decolourized for dramatic effect
My wife trying to open a can of tuna with a Swiss Army knife
100% Right !!
Worst Ad Placement Ever
The desperate bird on a friday night
A letter I got from a kid when I was deployed to Afghanistan.
Hit it and quit it? More like...
The Grohlden Girls
Such a tragedy
Please take your BIG POO elsewhere.
For when you're failing your classes and need to make a quick deal with the devil before finals...
This stock photo of bullying.
Anon is a fatass.
Partied too hard...
Where does Sean Connery like to gamble?
Better graphic mod
I might have found the happiest McDonalds employee in the world.
Because they are easily intimidated
The dumps just keep on comin'
Man Doesn't Understand Cereal Bars
You aint getting nothin
Even scarier than Halloween town
Sat next to a man who was very much still a kid inside
Where there is a will, there's a way
When the boss is out of office
"Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?"
Start the attack
Photobombed and I was oh-so cool about it.
Dr. Seuss Understands Me
One move and I'll blow your damn head off !
One of those days...
Michael’s quick guide to get ebola...
The master of pill passing and catheters for everyone.
Those mantits tho
Cant SQL now because Revolution
A second man polled, however, disagreed.
Life Before Smartphones
Kim Kardashian, circa 2055.
dont mind me
It's my spirit animal!!!
When u a hugeloler but still have a sense of humor
idk why it says 21
And use it to be beneficial to humanit... shitpost
When you introduce the local kids to Hiddenlol
When someone touches your neck
Meanwhile in Turkey
gonna delet ur existence
When you succ a feminine dicc for the first time
Billy Joel looks like Darth Vader dying.
Not gonna lie, that gave me an honest spook
When you catch yourself masturbating to a 3D-Girl
it doesn't really matter if he finds me tho
The sign in this bathroom
I've missed these
You will never eat chicken nuggets the same way again after seeing this
He tried to bite the cactus
Caught in the act?
I've got my thinking cat on.
Equality far, far, away.
Loading snow: 10% complete
Light switch humor
Please... dont eat me..
HL waiting for Katman to deliver (2021)
mfw I get the notification that a post I really liked was a repost
Me in grade school.
face swap gone wrong
LPT on studying for finals.
My friend just got home from a trip. This was her family greeting her at the airport.
"Please inform Jedi Master Syfo-Dyas that we are well on our way to completing his order for the Republic's new Army."
This is on the wall at my local drug store...
Before I left for work, my girlfriend said I was dressed like an old man. I didn't believe her until this happened.
Now I know the truth.
My life right now.
Are you okay Annie?
Spread sum chedda
Watching Hell or High Water and noticed he looked familiar
the kids blamed the footprints on the dog
poor guy, he didn't stand a chance
In the absence of laundry detergent do not ever substitute it for shampoo
Photobombed by a wasp
My local Chinese buffet has flaming hot Cheetos
/g/entooman's first day on public trackers