2yo, male, mainly interested in other huskies but am open to all breeds

I'm vegan!

My wife wore these socks to take our infant daughter to the doctor yesterday and wondered why she was getting wierd looks.

Laughs in subtitle

A good reason to wear glasses

This is why Samuel L Jackson is the best actor

Swedistan as green as Saudi flag

Seen at Gorgers Taco Shack in Ithaca, NY. They make some damn fine tacos, and apparently dark animated comedies.

Allison The Bamboozled.

Cathy, I have no idea how you got this number...

Rice now brings people together

Anon says something relatable as shit #1244539521

so true :´)

some

Someone in my office got crafty for Pi Day.

The wifi at my school

Piracy is NOT theft. It's piracy.

Handy Hand

This comic is irrational

Empeperor

Perfect example of every girl's thought process

Well played Gym well played

Happy Pi day!

The Show Me State....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wide open

What a cutie!

Extreme pranks

just sit on the toilet for 8 hours

My manager told me "Work like you meme it". This is now my whiteboard at work.

Well...

Friend who works in I.T. gets funny misspelled tickets. I drew the one from today.

Checkmate atheists

what in relaxation?!

HAHA it was me!

Anon is a farmer.

Sluggered

Communism only works if you share alcohol

My fiancée left me in charge of the registry...

St. Petersburg last night. Giant robot is just a tower

I think next time i'll bath the dog AFTER mowing the lawn...

It's not working.

You messed with the wrong penguin mother***er

Record Cold Temps in Miami

The 2017 Blizzard kinda looks like a pissed off whale.

Kids Limbo Stick

I saw this on Facebook

Not fun at all.

Do Not Enter

My friends parents moved recently and forgot their cat. Their old neighbor picked it up the other day and sent us this.

The Elvis Call Centre

Not a good sign

Samsung's Newest Microwave

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Take me first

Accidental capitalism

Rudest man

1960s vs. Today

Many Italians never got over the war

Caution: Wet Floor.

Damn! If he hadn't done that he'd have a broken neck!

My coworker finds interesting ways to sleep on night shift in the hospital.

Guys have it harder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why commas are important

decolourized for dramatic effect

My wife trying to open a can of tuna with a Swiss Army knife

100% Right !!

Worst Ad Placement Ever

The desperate bird on a friday night

A letter I got from a kid when I was deployed to Afghanistan.

Hit it and quit it? More like...

yes

The Grohlden Girls

...

Such a tragedy

Please take your BIG POO elsewhere.

For when you're failing your classes and need to make a quick deal with the devil before finals...

This stock photo of bullying.

Anon is a fatass.

Partied too hard...

Where does Sean Connery like to gamble?

Better graphic mod

Abandon thread

I might have found the happiest McDonalds employee in the world.

Oh KFC

Because they are easily intimidated

The dumps just keep on comin'

Man Doesn't Understand Cereal Bars

You aint getting nothin

Even scarier than Halloween town

Sat next to a man who was very much still a kid inside

Where there is a will, there's a way

Dandelions

Real life...

Um, phrasing?

Who's right?

Jackie

When the boss is out of office

3 what?

"Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?"