How I make friends.

When live give u oranges stop winning at Splatoontournaments

The world wide web

Kanye 2020!!!!

As it turns out, face swapping my husband and mother turns them into an old lesbian couple.

Jean Claude Van ***atiel

im getting sick

Seen in Green Bay, Wisconsin

This kid is going somewhere.

Obsession with bedding other players moms*

I miss you Jon Stewart.

Not only was he swinging, he was on a leash. The most patient cat ever.

I pardon you :)

Not a single *** given.

2 Chewbaccas or Two-baccas

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, let us never forget Mallory Archer's traditional Christmas bonus.

Why are people like this

Your identity is safe...

In case we forgot why we celebrate Saint Patrick

HE STRIKES AGAIN

St. Patrick's Day on Sesame Street.

Rap is shit, so is this post

Some kids have it so tough, so early in life

MotoGP Fast & Furious!

Why I can never find my cat.

Nature is cruel

What a tremendous idea

My mom is Italian, my dad is Irish. This is the breakfast my mom made my dad for St. Patrick's Day

When the joke hits too close to home

new proof

When One Of You Can't Sleep

It All Just Seems So Familiar

Damn you religion. You've won this round.

Thank goodness

Reluctant laugh

Having the time of his life!

not number one hey

I know it's getting old, but... Hey Guys, V-

Time to move.

So practical too - think of all the different things they can hold over your head

Found pic of Katman's computer

Can I get this on a T-shirt or something?

Dude, how did you afford that sweet BMW?

Appropriate Paint Job

Pls no banhammer for exposing

Luck of the Irish?

Pretty much speaks for itself

Got em, Got em good

Accidently fed my dog chocolate, now he's sick as ***

The problem with the Beauty and the Beast premise

: D

All Karma should be shared equally

Someday soon...

Pretty accurate assessment

Looking For Love

How ironic

Someone has waited their whole life to write this caption

Sharpie Shark.

My favorite verse

I still think this is one of the funniest moments in movie history. "Well you ain't got no legs, Lt Dan"

Meteorologists shouldn't celebrate St. Patrick's Day

The Beast

We're all made of it

HEY! What you got in your mouth.

hypebeast is bullshit anyways as if I'm paying that much for a sh*tty pair of shoes

The legend of blackspirit continues on

Best Korea

Dis gon hurt

Why I like France

like 1939

"Zillow crashes on open"

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Cant make it rain tho

OG photoshop ᕙ(⌐■ل͜■)ᕗ

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Good thing the wipers were up

Holy Christ

Drathnor the destroyer of anuses

Ricky's brain.

Considering Kek is the reason you're even there

Scooter!

What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs, And is your neighbor's dog?

If it wasn't for bad luck

gotta do what ya gotta do

Clean it

*soaking wet*

The best laid plans...

Everyone needs business

He will understand.

How to stay relaxed in traffic

step it up boys

My son tells me he made a home theater...

Sweet old man at the beach: "Would you like me to take a photo of you two love birds?" My wife: "Yes please!" Nailed it.

Anon takes mushroom

I googled Majestic Sunrise...somewhat disappointed.

Witcher is luv, Witcher is laif

Jerry, you lucky ***. Gotta be the best job on the planet.

It's because he's German..

Chipmunk and Tweety

My friend works at petsmart as and this is the face the dog makes after shitting in its room