Better study Law.
Husband asked me to exchange our antenna for a "less judgemental one".
Stop being such a little *** Steven...
Yes she loves you
My stepbrother has no friends so my stepmother asked if I could photoshop some in to this picture for her. I don't know how to use photoshop so I used MS paint instead. She wasn't impressed.
Don't be rude to the guys paving your driveway
Well.. Uhmmm.. I presume
The French and German on this cup looks questionable...
Icicles within my brain...(COCAINE)
How Irish people travel in London.
Every family's Netflix account
How to deal with a gambling addiction
Don`t look at the Silver Lights
Don't pick up random lizards. You just might get robbed at pinpoint.
I sprained my ankle yesterday and have to use crutches. My wife sent me this.
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
The top of the hill sure is lonely.
So I just corrected/improved the bedding display at Macy's
Welcome to Michael Scott's Restaurant
How I make friends.
When live give u oranges stop winning at Splatoontournaments
The world wide web
As it turns out, face swapping my husband and mother turns them into an old lesbian couple.
Jean Claude Van ***atiel
im getting sick
Seen in Green Bay, Wisconsin
This kid is going somewhere.
Obsession with bedding other players moms*
I miss you Jon Stewart.
Not only was he swinging, he was on a leash. The most patient cat ever.
I pardon you :)
Not a single *** given.
2 Chewbaccas or Two-baccas
In honor of St. Patrick's Day, let us never forget Mallory Archer's traditional Christmas bonus.
Why are people like this
Your identity is safe...
In case we forgot why we celebrate Saint Patrick
HE STRIKES AGAIN
St. Patrick's Day on Sesame Street.
Rap is shit, so is this post
Some kids have it so tough, so early in life
MotoGP Fast & Furious!
Why I can never find my cat.
Nature is cruel
What a tremendous idea
My mom is Italian, my dad is Irish. This is the breakfast my mom made my dad for St. Patrick's Day
When the joke hits too close to home
When One Of You Can't Sleep
It All Just Seems So Familiar
Damn you religion. You've won this round.
Having the time of his life!
not number one hey
I know it's getting old, but... Hey Guys, V-
Time to move.
So practical too - think of all the different things they can hold over your head
Found pic of Katman's computer
20th century fox
Can I get this on a T-shirt or something?
Dude, how did you afford that sweet BMW?
Appropriate Paint Job
Pls no banhammer for exposing
Luck of the Irish?
Pretty much speaks for itself
Got em, Got em good
Accidently fed my dog chocolate, now he's sick as ***
The problem with the Beauty and the Beast premise
All Karma should be shared equally
Pretty accurate assessment
Looking For Love
Someone has waited their whole life to write this caption
My favorite verse
I still think this is one of the funniest moments in movie history. "Well you ain't got no legs, Lt Dan"
Meteorologists shouldn't celebrate St. Patrick's Day
We're all made of it
HEY! What you got in your mouth.
hypebeast is bullshit anyways as if I'm paying that much for a sh*tty pair of shoes
The legend of blackspirit continues on
Dis gon hurt
Why I like France
"Zillow crashes on open"
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Cant make it rain tho
OG photoshop ᕙ(⌐■ل͜■)ᕗ
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell