The pillow ripped and now our dog thinks it's her bed

"Sorry, sir. I'm afraid you have Barkinson's syndrome"

Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to market bubble gum as camel scrotums?

Useful signs

The key to happiness.....

Yeah..! Kinematics.!!

It was an old sith tale

My step sister works in Costa Coffee and had this note left for her today

Finish Him!

World's Largest Building Planned for NYC, I may have made one tiny change to the 2nd pic

someone clearly didn't think this through

A wild normie approaches

Suck it Trebek..

Damn

Worst knock knock joke known to mankind

Deadpool and Spiderman moment continued

Beautiful

Quintessentially British.....

Max 6MB

Emma Watson's brother looks more like Emma Watson than Emma Watson does

Of course it happened in Florida.

Spread Anarchy

i'm almost there

I tripped...

Still don't know how kids do it.

#UNCAGETHECAGE

Nip slip.

At least they got ambitions

Pence has been planted

Shamona Lisa

That's convenient

Poor people have all your money.

That's... accurate.

The maturity level of some of my neighbors lmao

Close, but no cigar.

Student Tears

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

Subscribe to dolan dark

The most accurate depiction of a relationship I've ever seen.

For Chrissakes, Carl

Named by a hopeful geologist.

Found these in my old room at my Dad's house. Glad to see I had my priorities straight when I was 14.

A story-telling picture

Not a syngle one

Signfell

Deadpool and Spiderman having a moment.

The pole

Mighty Boosh

Future is confusing.

My son was asked to take a picture of a nice Asian family at Disneyland....he did not understand

*internalized autistic screeching*

Mfw a meme wont die

The most censored characters!

OC: She's waiting Katman

When magic carpets became obsolete

Age of Strife can't hit hard enough

My mom got me the coolest socks I will ever own. My cat liked them too.

In life, you got to fight for every inch

It's a trap!

Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons.

Best possible answer.

How to solve a corn maze

My new co-worker is totally useless.

When you skip class but then hear gunshots coming from the school

Erase her

"Our Favorite Recipe"

The moment my dog realized I was in the truck behind him...

Fell asleep in the library. Found this on my desk when I woke up.

hiddenlol, otherwise known as /pol/ gets a girlfriend

Robot plays himself

PRETTY MUCH TRUE FOR ANY STATE, AMIRITE?

Scary crossing guard

Frosty the snowman, was very well endowed they say...

still hot

My friend got his physics test back..

ragequit

So my sister made this for me as a housewarming present

Bobby's going places

best tiddies

I've reached enlightment

#shortdogproblems

No pain no gain

Mike Tyson has become self aware

Rude awakening!

Proof that the moon landing was staged!

Expired

Prepare your ass they're coming to town

Oy Vey

Happy international downs syndrome day

When KatMan overdoes it again

16 years ago today, Cosmo had an idea.

Umm, About 5.

Never trust a Tammy, never!

My university canteen has a wall clock for each of the university's campuses... except they are all in the same country, so all the clocks show the exact same time.

About to get a speeding ticket...

not an italian meme.jpeg

My local police department takes drug trafficking very seriously.

End of work

If you had a cat as a boss

This Amazon review for a knife