My 4 year old asked if she could use her new scissors to cut some paper she found. I'm sure glad I looked to see what she had first. Our rent.

Yeah.... he's not feeling it

Shia

My eye moved faster than the shutter

Just end it pls

he died

IKEA knows wassup

Marketing is a little bit different in some countries

Jesus is *not* always the answer?

Spitting oc memes

i like this meme

Just a role of the dice

Where women glow and men plunder!

y not tho

Darwin-sama

Oil is thicker than tea...

Co(ld)medy

Someone spray painted on those stars...

"Special" dog for sale.

The sticker on this board game

Ahhh the 90s

We aren't hauling milk.

Me on the weekends

Bueno

Another angle for the people saying this was fake

Kids these days won't get it

Anon made his parents proud

My daughter kept having me pass her food as I was driving. This is what I saw when we got home.

And the winner of the Hula-Hoop-a-thon is..

La baguette

My friend just posted this.

Googled Marine Animal, was not disappointed

An officer saw a toddler driving his truck, pull him over & gave him his first ticket. Fort McMurray, Canada

I guess they're really ripe....

This guy's winning the lunch game

Donut Receipts

**Shitposting intensifies**

One of the gems from Dave Chappelle's Netflix special.

My friend once thanked me for hosting her at my "Humble of Ode" and I never plan on letting her live it down. Had this made for her new apartment

My superpower

/v/ gets blown out of the f*cking basement

When a meme represents your life

Uncle Iroh, is that you?

A friend of mine got his mother a bunch of flours for Mothering Sunday. That's not a typo.

Children's Units of Measurement

His logic is undeniable

Why didn't I think of that

Rare photo of Katman attempting to socialize

Thwarted!

Someone from ceramics at my school made this, Mr.Tea.

Rocky Blahblahblah

You can't be perfect in every way

Joey

You can't hide Whitebones

My parents must have thought I was retarded when I was a kid.....

title

Super man as a Kid

+5 Armor, -5 Stealth

Confidential Transcript

Baby essentials.

Your Password is Weak

Now THIS is metal

meat fire with fire

Visiting Grandma .....

The kid in this Rice Krispies ad looks terrified as the Mother taunts her to eat her breakfast.

tfw you fcked up

My friend's dog..

Coke is my addiction

Chance encounter

I threw a dildo at a light pole and it landed perfecting on top

I love Parks and Recreation...

Late night shitposting

I just hope it's not north

"Rarely has a boyfriend"

Incy wincy spider.. Just got wet

You disappointment

h a c k e r m a n

furry_irl

Forbidden love.

"Cry"

He aint wrong.

My 4 year old was so proud of the lunch he packed for me

Brewtal

sh*t

The biggest hoax of all time

A father bottle feeding his baby

Retirement

Well my mom is officially afraid of her computer. Thanks Apple.

Ghost Comedy

"Pheasants"

[Title about feminine dicks]

Christmas as a kid

RIP jim

The memes of production win

Spiritual speech

Ava's Crap

A hugelol user in his natural habitat

let me call bush for advice

We called him shadow

Wife was cooking bacon