I wonder why

When you park your truck in the wrong part of town...

When my wife asked me to "touch up" our engagement photos.

My local burger joint became Bob's Burgers for April Fools

April fools day cancelled...

So my algebra teacher is a huge LOTR fan. So to add to his collection... I got him the stamp to rule them all

Dope as heck

YoU'RE GoDAmN RIgHT!

Schrodinger's Cat Survived

Little help here?

Dead pool interviewing Logan

PPA has a sense of humor

My 10 year old brought me brownies for breakfast.

Comcast really nailed it with their April Fools ad!

Lets Hope my Mum doesnt notice

Micheal Scott on role-playing

Couldn't find a title for this photo

Pornhub's April Fools Day joke

Mr Demotivator

Stupid names for children Graph

I drove all the way to the Grand Canyon only to have Mother Nature do me like this.

But I like watching microwaves

A fun little participation exercise

Guys in a relationship will relate

Found this gem in my English Class...

I see you guys bamboozling

Learn programming with Python

This almost gave me a heart attack.

Not just lost, but...

Fate worse than death

What a time to be alive

So hungry

This Caterpillar has Penguins on its back.....

My mantra

Deaths are coming

This high tech plate tells you when you need to eat

Star Wars: 50 Shades of Green (oc)

Thanks Pornhub!

Ordered a thousand of these, and got them today. Tomorrow, I ride. No produce section or hardware store is safe.

Gas stations are strange...

A comic I dedicated to my physicist father

Gopniki 4 life

This can't be accurate.

When Dad Is Giving Baby A Bath

"World Star"

My hairless guinea pig totally looks like an eggplant

When she swallows.

Otter chaos

Padlock

...but grammar are not

With Gadget's 2nd birthday fast approaching, I figured it would be as good a time as any.

Dad's expression's are priceless.

Ordered a prop fish for my daughter's play, was greeted with this message in my work email this morning.

I would have put a few points on walking...

how to win any argument against globalists

Red Hot Dog

I think I'm witnessing a drug deal. I mean who the hell carries their pizza like that?

Dr. Stranger Things

Don't judge me steam

Von Trapp Music

Day 3: they suspect nothing

When you ask a PC Hardware Company to send nudes...

***ing Graceful as hell

Time to get back in shape. This will be the greatest cumback ever.

When they censor you

Time to rethink your brand name.

I so want this to be real

This hits home way too hard

This hilarious "lost dog" poster I found a couple years ago.

S..sure ma

My brother said his girlfriend is coming over. Placing these items on his bed should make up for the beatings I took as a kid.

Allergy Warning - Office May Contain Nuts

TEXT ON MATT'S FACE

Poor Leslie.

Han Ronaldo

Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Succ it feminazis!

Before you marry a person…

Atlanta commuters this morning

Could be an interesting Marketing Strat

Fake news

Seconds

Kek

amirite guys

On point.

Puppy guilt trip

A helpful tip for tomorrow

This Is Bullet-Proof GLASS!

But I don't like sand

Chance the Raptor

This school system is horrible

Doggo on the web

when your mexican meme get stolen by the murican

Level 1 charisma

Bedtime as a kid

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It's a little aggressive.

Riveting stuff

>implying I have sex

Roastmeyer

I think our dogs daycare has a new pack leader