I am gone, but I will be remembered as a legend
Once again pizza saves the day
Wow Too much freedom!
Happy middle child day!
My trucks alignment is aligned as *** thanks to this ***in salt stone. It does wonders keeping my timing chains chakra balanced
My wife asked me to pick up some "girthy" roots at the store
I Caught A Terrorist!!!
Nothing more true has ever been said
Excuse me sir, you can't park here
Spotted at a Dunkin Donuts. Yes, it's real.
Who hurt you?
This puppy has a dickbutt
Ah, so that's why they want me to enable cookies...
Saw this on the highway today
Eminem has never won a game of rock paper scissors. Always a draw.
Priorities in check
Why americans have fought good in WW2
The unofficial 51st
Someone got pranked...
Just kill me now.
Ho, wait a sec I saw something interesting.
Sign at a church in Salem, MA
What If We Were More Like The Hedgehog?
My Cousin couldn't unplug the "charger"
Today's kids will never understand the struggle
Why cats are so weird
Ain't never gonna get a ticket again.
Basic russian selfie
smh all these wannabe christians
Chrome is better
What a Whopper.
My friend entered her cat in a competition, this is the picture she used.
im allways on the right side ;-;
Kendall Jenner offerd a Pepsi to Hitler.
Only in India ¯\__/¯
the game is so much better than the real thing
Relax, everything's fine
Rick and Morty. Brighton, England.
Damn pepsi fan boys
Easily my favorite Gif ever.
How to avoid having to talk to a normie
Prick and Norty fans be like
Escaping prison? Make sure the Google Car doesnt spot you.
Searching for the next iPhone makes Samsung worried about you
When our friends get used to our suicidal tendencies.
My upstairs neighbor
I always thought I'd grow up to be Belle. Turns out I'm this lady.
Kids these days just don't understand. I definitely maybe just saw a boob.
Finger Feet may be the best thing I'll purchase this week.
A London bus does an Austin Powers and gets stuck attempting a 3,000 point turn.
First time in my life i have seen a horse with a mustache.
She is going to kill Bill
weve gone full circle
I ain't afraid of no goats.
The future is now old man
Editing a rap video
SAY NO TO MARIJONA ! ! !
Making my dreams come true.
Interviewer: what's your greatest strength? Me: writing disappointing post titles
take that, stupid celebs
I told my husband that when he gets tired his eyes turn into eye vaginas, he didn't believe me so I took a pic and rotated it
Feeding the 5000 in 2017
This sums up a lot of conversations I have with my girlfriend
anon becomes a wizard
Just in case you Vietnamese food RIGHT NOW!
My friend found this in her neighborhood today
Someone rearranged the "World Book" encyclopedia at my high school
Heard weird noises from downstairs
The fudge man came up with an option for people who asked for dairy/ sugar free fudge
My two older children were trying to lay out all of their Pokémon cards, but the youngest kept intervening, so they duct taped him to a chair.
Whoever did this gave me a heart attack
2014 was a simpler time
Nope, I most certainly will not.
MFW whitebones hasnt posted in a week
how to make good titles
stop this madness
Cancer in its purest form.
You must place all trash in receptacle or it will not be picked up
first disaster - being born
And I thought my friends would do anything for me...
Lays has officially came up with a way to sell more air in their chip bags by making air filled chips. And I fell for it.
he's the reason why we won't get girlfriends
Don't worry guys, he's got this.
*** my life (or death in this case)