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United Airlines Employee Manual

Charlie Day has joined the NBA.

United' new promo poster.

That United Airlines passenger

u betta watchout

Stop it

Oh good old cartoons :')

No regrets

Top 10 saddest moments in animu

this means war!

2 nukes just wasnt enough

New photo of United Airlines asking for volunteers to deplane

"Look at me, I'm a hooman hurr hurr durr"

New United Flight Options

Megan did 9/11

Dog Lives Matter

thats sexist

Someone should probably give her a Pepsi

Got this in an email, I have no idea who these people, or the cat are.

Trump makes a *** account

All my life I thought they just chose to be stupid.

u cant do this

Someone lost a friend

Dinner With The Boss

*shitpostingintensifies*

I think I golf at the wrong golf courses

I've driven past this house everyday for the past 6 years and only noticed this today.

Got to see Renaissance Keanu Reeves in person yesterday in Florence

Aliexpress Chinese vs Japanese

United Airlines is proud to present their new club class

Buying bike lights on Amazon

Funny police

Italian Nuclear Test!

That's a good slogan.

A guide to preventing boogeyman attacks

this is actually bretty smart

Brexit sure did break it

Don't worry about that.

Gaga Gift

All jokes Assad, things are getting Syrias

Instead of a birthday card, my family signed a block of cheese and gave it to me. I've never felt so understood.

Stuck a photo of Nick Cage to the reverse camera of my boyfriends car... he just got Caged!!

RARE! Dr. Pepper's inbred children all in one pic.

Friday be like ages from now

third times the charm.

& Chocolate Kills you

This show was a gift

Best $7.95 I've ever spent.

Wow what a great audience.

Squad goals

Google Proves It

Japan AirBNB

This never gets old...

Man, that is one epic dog

It Really Captures The Spirit

free memes would work for me

Edgy kids

Hey are you done with your homework yet?!

It was only awkward when other people in the stalls heard me say "Stop staring at me."

It really is getting out of hand

You up for some Mojitos?

The real MVP

Daniel Boringcliffe

Anon's dad is a mascot

xXQu1cK5c0p3RXx

WW1

me irl

girl that SAVED a FISH

*Clever title that adds to the post original premise*

Im shocked, shocked I say

how to be a suber hero

The real way to eat ramen.

Second base actually

James McAvoy as a farmer's wife from the early 1900's, he does not look happy.

I must feed

Gordon Ramsay's savagery never ends

Crikey, what a beaut.

Wait a second..

NO NO NO GET OUT

I like to give my guests options.

Shoulda brought a jacket...

But how do they make tea?

Nobody has to get hurt, Steve.

My friend works as a midwife, and the husband of a patient was drawing these and hiding them around the room.

Anyway, heres wonderwall.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Its Not Just It Norway..

The economy where I live isn't so great

All of us.

one of us

Russia is a democratic federation

A picture of Shia Labeouf, made out of the same picture of Shia Labeouf.

My daughter faceswapped with her doll came out creepy

When you type "Google" into Google Chrome's search bar

Precautions

Pets > Girlfriends

fuggg xd

A sign I found in BC - Canada

Just me !!!