Death is also the joy of rebirth
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Everyone needs to unwind somehow...
Don't Tell Bert
You gotta be the hero
Indeed, Soviet wall sign.
Sponsored by the International Plumbing Association.
Left the packet open and come back to this gecko inside chilling with a marshmallow
The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness...
T H I C C
Enuff is enuff - we've had it!
My Very religious friends asked me to check on their 18y/o son while they were away. I sent them this picture of their house...
When you ask your friends what they think of your jacket...
Me and bored1 jerked off to the same video. Proof:
when you're depressed but not depressed enough to kill yourself
This is an actual room number..
Season 1 Episode 3a
The 5 stages of Gondola
TMNT the original
mission complete! respect +
Don't knock it till you try it...
when i introduce me and my german friends
Jond, Bames Jond
Sir Patrick Stewart
I just got a normal fortune cookie, but I did not expect that.
Life is though
Ranch day!! Yum...
Die a hero
man’s best friend
My friend is a math teacher but works at the haunted forest on the weekends. Here she is grading 150 tests in the best way possible.
Ah, the sweet (de)evolution
Kind of relatable.
The way this center candle melted....
it's not just Ahmed..
The fire rises
It’s rover raggy
Yesterday my little sister said she was going to make a walking stick, I assumed she meant one for helping you walk, but today I found this on the front porch
Sauce : Fallout new vegas
I carved the scariest pumpkin I could imagine.
When food is more important than the law.
Dark comedy is the best comedy
What you see VS what she sees
I love calvin and hobbes
Told my 3 and 4 yr olds to put the toilet paper under the sink... must be more specific next time
This father at the birth of his first child
A restaurant in Maine gets it.
Over here sarge
There’s an XKCD for everything... even in Econ books.
When you can afford the finer things, but not the delivery fee
I got surprise roasted on the road today.
No they're not
My husband tried to buy carpet without me last week...
everyday I first go online:
I feel lucky to be alive.
You want sum of dat kush mah boi ?
Only Trump coke here
Who lives in a pineapple
It's important that the silly ones among us sometimes get their way
My three dads?
You've Been Hit By, You've Been Struck By...
Happened to all of us at some point in life
13 Year Old Goes All-Out Carving the Family Jack-o'-lantern
(low quality) OC
Got a misfortune cookie the other day. I don’t know what I expected...
It's time to stop.. or is it ?
My Love is Like A Candle
Spooky scary skeleton will steal your traffic cone
I think it's Lisa from the Simpson
This guys shirt this morning in traffic.
Dreams really do come true
Best way to warm up your cold feet
The Aussie robber
There are 3 types of girls on Halloween
Got chewed out by my mom because I'm a pot head and she found my "pipe"
Spongebob executes order 66
Wish I was cooler
6/10 highly recommended.
the full spectrum of human emotion
My job here is done
God's jazz is his pizzaz
My girlfriend never ate cereal before coming to the US
This makes me sick