Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
129,415 5-Year Club
The best wingman you could ask for
You're so cute when you are wrong
Thanks for NOTHIN'
✞✞Y'all need Jesus✞✞
I've waited a very long time to post this juvenile image, and that time has come.
A little girl thought I was walking a baby Panda at the park today!
Best Caller ID ever ... seems legit
I always loved Phineas and Ferbs humor.
Is there a mars bar down there?
Lemme smash training
That put Steve in a difficult position.
Houston Astros mascot trolls Mike Trout of the Angels.
Farm to table
Charges tesla cannon****
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn't have kids. I'm always like!
Was it high? Was it low? Where the hell did that one go?
That time I faceswapped with a Botero
my cat has a major case of resting *** face
Gonna be handing these out like hell. . .
This just needs to be seen more
Saw this at a gas station in Alabama
To be blunt, this is FAR larger of a problem than "Manspreading"
My wife sent me this
OMG ITS BECOME SELF AWARE
This guy deserve a PhD in marketing
Wierd ass dolphin
Autistic screeching intensifies
Here's some Shrekposting
Saw this on the way home from work this morning.
My dad just got a PS4. Came back to find my dad had regressed into a child..
Structure of ass
He thought he'd make it to the end before the bridge fully opened
So my philosophy prof. just sent out an email...
Read the comments
The ancient ruin of the lost land
Types of knives
Finding Nemo's hidden message
A meme can't be dead if people still find it funny
Allow me to contribute to the shaming of a culturally dominant racial group
How to confuse a vegan
Mother's Day is almost here, don't forget where you came from!
ahh my boy Unregistered HyperCam 2
The college camouflage
Romantic Era 1800-1850
King of cats....deal with it.
Too bad the only user that knows that is banned
Hi. I’d Like to Add you to My Professional Network on LinkedIn.
Step 1: Be Attractive
Dude's got a point
The worst Wendy's. . .
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Street Art in Korea is very accurate. . .
Ugly people's main Tindr pic be like —
How times have changed.
Breaking the space time continuum
Roaches gonna roach
Dancin to the beat
Toads are great at critical thinking
Savage Basketball Player
The moment you realize he wasnt high, or on ground...
Nice try, random Icelandic bar.
Bought a new MacBook Pro, decided to put my decal on right away. I'm an idiot.
Hey, you wanna do some cleaning?
***ING NAILED IT
My kids just set the new bar for laziness.
Living meme Joe
Lurker of 4 years
Happy 10k Karma to me... Happy 10k to me... And more shitposting for all of you!
Things where easier back then
ayyy we haven't had a tumblr like this in quite a while, have we?
no, no, i wanna sell dognuts
When lurkers find new juicy memes, but can't post them because they won't be lurkers anymore
Well done, Adidas...
can you be burn when ur whole body is already so
Man, I was really looking for some Stuff instead...
I always thought they looked similar.
not a problem for hugelolers