You know, everybody picks their nose, but it is what you do with the booger afterwards that defines who you are.
2,655 Pepe Expert
You when you fight...
In case someone needs help taking their girlfriend out to eat
kill him now
So my dad's friend is a forester...
classic mistake haha
New design brings a new way to think
How to stop bullying
BEST Corrective Action Ever!
Canadian Growth Chart....
I brushed my dog...
hey vsauce, *** here
Other people at a wine tasting vs. me
Great for concerts!
Hmm, I think I'll go the extra mile
Things I want to ride in Harry Potter...
Now that's how you advertise
Best life hack
Happy Water Buffalo I Found
Batman vs Wonder Woman
Hollowed be thy game
I reached into the box for the last can, but instead found only this note from one of my kids.
where there's a will...
Even if I can do it myself
i can has picture taken too?!
Small people hate him
Bees dont care
Found this while checking the tsa's website for what you can bring through security
Rick and Morty: life advice
I'm afraid Padme(ntos) will not approve
old but kek
Lady didn't see the construction apparently
When you don't know if you have sufficient funds, and the card reader doesn't either
If only we could know someone who wonderful
Best kind of wrestling uniform.
Kept on a short leash
Accurate Petting chart
To the *** with the mustard packets...
Dogs love catching balls
Life is a funny thing.
when you want to hear classical music but are driving a car right now
Always check the fine print!
Last Christmas I..
what an appropriate name for a cemetery...
My mom started a pros and cons list for me about moving to Seattle.
I'm finally getting the hang of prepping meals.
Carpet is my favorite band
Best Radiohead song ever.
Because 1st grade math smh
So today I filled the empty space in my cubicle with a giant love sac ..... bet you everyone that gave me shit for this will be laying all over it when Monday morning rolls around :)
Something about eating cake
I am not good with computors pls help
Someone hates cats.
He gets a big clingy at the vet..
watching hentai and chill
Guys, where u at?
Caught with his pants down
Pizza place screwed up my brothers order on his birthday. He refused free ice cream so they brought him this
That's an impressive antler.
I hit a deer last Saturday. My husband sent his condolences from out of town.
Big Cat vs Small Dog
So, this is what happens when you get drunk and give a friend $20 to buy you something "interesting" on their trip to the store...
Not sure what the bigger joke is, this meme or EA sports?
The sweet life of a "Platinum" member...
/pol/ gets an ironic visitor
Hey look, it's OJ Simpson!!
This meeting is brought to you by the letter 'F' for "fuuuuuuuuu--"
The floor is rude people
It's a real art form
When you're a low level in an rpg and can't find a leather helmet
The drinking cycle
Scared Child Scared when push "step here"
I got a picture of my cat just before a sneeze
When your package needs to go from Charlotte to Winston-Salem, but UPS takes a shortcut through Florida
"My friend's cat got its head stuck in a vase, freaked out, broke the vase, and was left with this."
Applying for a death certificate online
My sister is a second grade teacher and received this from one of her students.