My cat is in love with my wife's Dildoll.

RIP Patriarchy

On the back of a popcorn packet.

Only an alpha

Wardrobe malfunction

it makes everything

My Bebop Taxidermy

This burger place has Ice Tea

I enjoyed this more than I should've

Dude, Your Mom Was Interesting

Only in Tennessee or Scotland...

One of my best friends gave me this as a gift for my birthday a couple of years ago. It expired February this year.

One of the best signs I've come across

Naughty Bernie

Amazon's community...

The man REALLY didn't want to sell his vehicle.

Great way to meet new friends

I love these cartoons.

Oh, I am serious. Look, this is my serious face.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Go right for toilet, straight for an adventure!

Oh, you wanted to sleep in? Did you forget what time of year it is?

Told my waitress I was feeling sick, she came back with this...

Fast And Furious - then and now.

Look guys, it exists!!!

Sickening scenes on the television of 50,000 English people chasing 10 Kenyan men through the streets of London. Theresa May is this your England

Simple as that.

Huddle

TSA proof underwear

Open Doors

Best catch during fishing

At the London Marathon

That guy is going to get arrested for 17 murders he didn’t commit

I see you are a man of

One lone survivor

When the acid kicks in

This was the happiest cat they could find...

How to tell if the formula is just right.

unexpected upvote for shitposting

I don't think the cat is enjoying the walk as much as the dogs

Alternate Me

I made a subtle sign asking for no soliciting that didn't work, so I had to edit it.

The latest in airport security.

My kids asked me to teach them some Karate. This is lesson one.

Grate!

After Earth Day

Treesome

Well that's uplifting.

Get your jimmies rustled in a fender bender

There's a reason why they use Siberian Huskys to pull things in the snow...

Old Meme Revamped.

TTHHIIICCCCC

In honor of Earth Day thought I'd post this here for everyone

Mah N'wah

The Greatest improvised line in television history

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.

Yes, I was having fun. Why do you ask?

Transporting a ladder in the back seat of a sedan. Love me some Norristown, PA.

World War I in a nutshell

4 numba 9s

what the ......

You don't know what you are doing

Soooooooo... I guess it's time for an upgrade.

'murica

animetiddies360

Not a weeb

Since it's Brazil's roasting time, I might as well contribute

Umm nice spiciness scale.

I don't know what I've started...

Can I get a grande sizzurp?

20 minutes after "NO! I'M NOT TIRED! I DON'T NEED A NAP!"

My dog ate my homwork... for my animal behavior class

When you agree to make something but hate the person...

She gets it

Ginger love

Only at sizzler

not sure

pistol sound*

I love nature facts.

edgy

I don't know if this is a repost but this is funny and true eh!

Hmmmm....

My wife came across this while browsing Pinterest and thought the color choice was amusing.

Answer me this!

I too am not sure.

Location is key

Every little kid remembers their 1st security question answer.

bluetooth has come a long way

Redneck Family Tree

My plan on stealing the toilet at Walgreens was denied today

Weird Owl

San Jose Mercury News didn't quite finish filling out the front page news template sidebar

We've been lied to the whole time!

Sign at my local swimming pool

Sorry 1987, we are chasing our tails these days.

This window advertisement left an awesome shadow on this restaurant patron.

Khajiit is innocent!

Ce faci? :)

I'm pretty sure Finn's head now is my favorite LEGO piece ever.

One tire to rule them all..