Every day, I help my husband apply his deodorant the way nature intended.

May they rest in peace...

Trapcha

Doggos 101

i found this at a hotel

Definitely a dad joke. Rumor confirmed.

Ned with the diggity darn figgity fire.

I've forgotten his real name after this.

Your bloodline is weak

Wise words from Super Hans as always

Calvin and Hobbes.

Wow ^_^

and its only 13.99

My grandma knows how to party

Take Your Child To Work Day summed up in one photo

Visited my uncle in the hospital last night, and the white board showed this as "Today's Plan". Sounds about right.

Tell me lies!

I found the person they warned you about in math class.

Why are you like this?

I see your T-shirt for your sister and raise you T-shirts for the family

DOnt try to be anonymous when your mom is near by

Sometimes it's hard to be mad

Symbol of Liberty and privacy

At first I thought, "Why would she bring that to a baseball game?"

Pimple-Head Ted.

First class vs economy class

Religious Wars

Behold! A new unit of measurement.

This was how we rolled

Windows firewalls

We all the same

we know ma'am you've told us 47 within the las 12 minutes

Not sure if repost. Still makes me laugh every time I see it.

How coffee works

Good morning, team! Say hello to our new..

I Guarantee That Baby..

When the game shadows are on point!

It's written in stone.

My sister has new socks.

no vaseline

ejaculate and evacuate

Reminder: April 27th is International 'Take your child to work' day!

When I think about it.......

Zero

good

Senior center painting with a twist. Bernard went rogue.

Lowcost cosplay

Me opening up to someone

Stupid game.

HUGELOL: the home of ANAL_DESTROYER

When she texts you "Go duck yourself"

One never knows when a meme will become meta and start being used by normies

How to get a job.

Now I NEED a drink

Perpetual electricity

You don't have to fight the enemy stronghold if you don't reach te enemy stronghold

n o w t h a t s a e s t h e t i c

He Pierce'd her heart

Me: Another chance wasted

Exposing Big Pharma conspiracy

I was on the phone with my best friend when I found out Trader Joe's stopped carrying pepper jelly. Apparently he thought my reaction was a little much, I received this in the mail today.

For the hoe on the go!

Friend sent me this from an Irish hotel

Seems like yesterday.

This kid sent a letter to our store for his project

Long time no see for the berserk meme

Google asking the real questions

Scottish women...

How customers imagine cash register keyboards

Amith

Me, as a dad

Wish we could turn back time

Don't buy property next to a farm...

One is smarter than the other...

Marvel knows how to market their toys

Do you want the Matrix? Because this is how you get the Matrix

United PR team right now

Mostly every college student can relate.

There was a sale

You know you are in LA when your Lyft driver has his headshot strategically placed for you to notice

A guest dropped a pacifier in the Cypress Swamp exhibit at the Virginia Living Museum today. Someone was quick to take advantage!

Alimony paid with custom checks featuring Chance and his new wife!

A healthy community indeed

My uncle found his horse like this and proceeded to make a meme

Dads in the office.

Never forget.

When you delete ***

This man has achieved nirvana

Sigh Zips

I Am BATMAN

Questionable Childhood I had

Pay it forward!

Ikea keeping it real :)

Fast and very furious

Teacher left note.

So excited for Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Forever my favorite commercial

Top conspiracy theory of all time

Friend on Facebook sent their kid to school on picture day with the wrong shirt.

How you know when a company sells your information