Crisis averted.

"...and with a little Yellow Ochre, we'll give him a bright little smile."

Really Comcast?

This airline gets it

Yooo, they revoked his medical license

My former highschool was renovated

You dare taunt me?!

That must be some REALLY good water .

Future Me

Pin the "tail"

I think I'll get a loaf from another shop...

Selection of waiters for Oktoberfest

Always Sunny

How to get a flag

Nice guys finish last. Or do they?

Probably for the best

Burger in Slovenia. Eat it in 20 min., or pay 40 euros.

Conservatives ruined this guy

Oh Elon

Dylan you're too young for this.

No better detective

when someone on your board is using big words so you better let them know youre a Navy Seal

When the teacher says you have 5 minutes left

Salvation...

I love Archie McPhee

God spelled reverse is doG

the sound of silence

Welcome to Science where gender isnt real and your sexuality doesnt matter

Not everything in nature is worth admiring

Politely yet firmly: GET THE *** OUT!

Doggo

This is where the fun begins

Veronicat didn't thought it all the way through

SAd

I didn't think you could buy it!

Magic with MS paint!

When the teacher doesn't show up but you can't leave the classroom

Dealing with classic interview questions

'murica

Still one of the best jokes to this day

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The Rapist

Just because I donate money does not mean I am a virgin though

You're invited to an engagement AND marriage on the same day! What could go wrong?

BarberWave

something tells me hes gonna go OFF! and start a RAID

I've found my spirit animal...

This *** wouldn't let me pass.

Vader jokes are the darkest force in the galaxy

Everyone else is now officially a poser

Why debating a Flat Earther isn't worth your time...

Please don't feed Banjo.

This guy was the source of a lot of confusion in math class

Next time on Arrested Development

This bottle of whiskey

How my friend got out of Jury Duty...

These docummentaries really makes you feel like you where there

Happy Hour 4-6

*** you lady in 889...

I eat ass

quality meymey

Something touched my foot!

#420NoScope #TUNdOWNFORwAHT #bLa3ze1tf4gg0t #ellonSoMaymAY

"Trust me."

Trump managing ww3

Funny Meme Template

It was 'Ice' of you to help... I'll show myself out

Any MTG fans out there?

I guess he's kind of a lucky winner or something now too, dunt dunt duuuuuuuuuun...

Step 1: Cutteth a hole in thine box...

Don't diss Terry

Sick flip bro

Job

Katman meeting Whitebones for the first time (ca. 2014)

Every day, I help my husband apply his deodorant the way nature intended.

May they rest in peace...

Trapcha

Doggos 101

i found this at a hotel

Definitely a dad joke. Rumor confirmed.

Ned with the diggity darn figgity fire.

I've forgotten his real name after this.

Your bloodline is weak

Wise words from Super Hans as always

Calvin and Hobbes.

Wow ^_^

and its only 13.99

My grandma knows how to party

Take Your Child To Work Day summed up in one photo

Visited my uncle in the hospital last night, and the white board showed this as "Today's Plan". Sounds about right.

Tell me lies!

I found the person they warned you about in math class.

Why are you like this?

I see your T-shirt for your sister and raise you T-shirts for the family

DOnt try to be anonymous when your mom is near by

Sometimes it's hard to be mad

Symbol of Liberty and privacy

At first I thought, "Why would she bring that to a baseball game?"

Pimple-Head Ted.

First class vs economy class