Pew pew

Take out my phone and start blasting "Pumped up kicks" for a better atmosphere

Netflix description of Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men

Interrupting little shit

This guy is such a savage.

I see Animal Anus, anyone else?

Hello There

Finally got an answer to the age-old question.

Say NO to WAR

Got bored in physics class, so I decided to draw Venus de Milo. Now I can't stop laughing

Sad life

As I snapped the selfie, I told Samuel L. Jackson to pose how he really felt about doing these kinds of things.

The name's...

It's a struggle

When you cant remember which one was on a Spectrum so you just go all in

Who needs a standing desk when you can have a Swim Desk!

That's one fine looking ***

Found an old picture of my sister doing the original troll face circa 1988

Sorry for potato pic, but my cat just wedged herself between the window and screen. Had to share!

Thieves can't resist

I can't unsee it now

Title your shitpost

Covert operations

9am tomorrow

These cable ties came individually wrapped - all 200 of them arghhhh!

Denver's PSA campaigns give me life

A bit of the ol' Ultra Tasty Crispy.

B O I

After spending the whole presidential eletion night lurking on /pol

You are about to enter another dimension.

Columbine the prequel.

My desperate local pizza parlor

When someone posts some 9 to the Gag shit in the comment section of you post

At least they know.

Crisis averted.

"...and with a little Yellow Ochre, we'll give him a bright little smile."

Really Comcast?

This airline gets it

Yooo, they revoked his medical license

My former highschool was renovated

You dare taunt me?!

That must be some REALLY good water .

Future Me

Pin the "tail"

I think I'll get a loaf from another shop...

Selection of waiters for Oktoberfest

Always Sunny

How to get a flag

Nice guys finish last. Or do they?

Probably for the best

Burger in Slovenia. Eat it in 20 min., or pay 40 euros.

Conservatives ruined this guy

Oh Elon

Dylan you're too young for this.

No better detective

when someone on your board is using big words so you better let them know youre a Navy Seal

When the teacher says you have 5 minutes left

Salvation...

I love Archie McPhee

God spelled reverse is doG

the sound of silence

Welcome to Science where gender isnt real and your sexuality doesnt matter

Not everything in nature is worth admiring

Politely yet firmly: GET THE *** OUT!

Doggo

This is where the fun begins

Veronicat didn't thought it all the way through

SAd

I didn't think you could buy it!

Magic with MS paint!

When the teacher doesn't show up but you can't leave the classroom

Dealing with classic interview questions

'murica

Still one of the best jokes to this day

TITLE

The Rapist

Just because I donate money does not mean I am a virgin though

You're invited to an engagement AND marriage on the same day! What could go wrong?

BarberWave

something tells me hes gonna go OFF! and start a RAID

I've found my spirit animal...

This *** wouldn't let me pass.

Vader jokes are the darkest force in the galaxy

Everyone else is now officially a poser

Why debating a Flat Earther isn't worth your time...

Please don't feed Banjo.

This guy was the source of a lot of confusion in math class

Next time on Arrested Development

This bottle of whiskey

How my friend got out of Jury Duty...

These docummentaries really makes you feel like you where there

Happy Hour 4-6

*** you lady in 889...

I eat ass

quality meymey

Something touched my foot!

#420NoScope #TUNdOWNFORwAHT #bLa3ze1tf4gg0t #ellonSoMaymAY

"Trust me."

Trump managing ww3

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