The freeze warning on my icecream.

Dude! You got a tattoo.

Freakazoid: An underrated classic

This magnificent picture has been hanging in my public library for years.

I wish I knew how to play the pressure cooker lid

My girlfriend's parents both have BMW's their driveway and this is their toilet paper

Thanks April. Its been real

  

I aspire to have this level of confidence

This one hits way to close to home.

Solid remake.

Good bye pal

Marš u pičku materinu

That's why i hate crocs

Canadian Hooligan

No need to read the summer reading this year

My mother is law is from Honduras. In Spanish this makes sense.

Gee, thanks Fi

What happens when your cat starts watching too much anime with you

     

Animaniacs was the best

Carkenstein

This just made my day that much better

Browsing without thinking.

We met Gordon Ramsay tonight in the most perfect way!

She just points to the cup whenever I try and start a conversation in the morning

"It was a tie"

They're worse than rats.

It looks like this traffic sign is challenging you

...Werewolves of London

This is the saddest anime death I've ever seen ; - ;

Mfw a single commenting spree got me back on Week's Best Users list

Weee!

Living the dream!

Beat it even more

Irish bar in Romania.

Same Sex Bathroom.

A C Q U I R E D

7 new jobs

Something must be really entertaining off to the right

:D :D :D

A cute train on a nice postcard

Hey Internet, explain yourself

This meme detects russian minority in your country

Meme Game WEAK

Looks like a perfect fit.

"That's it Karen!!!!! I'm sick of your shit!!!!"

When you lock your mum out of the car after she has put the groceries in the back.

Asking the real questions

"Only a worthy can sit next to me"

Go /fit/ or go home.

*wink

The best kind of friend

A Soul Warming Story

Real friends get in the deepest crap with you

Baby elephant

The Trinity Snuggles

no future

8am

It's amazing how far the human race has come.

"Everyone"

Oh muh god

TILT IT

That innocent looking high school girl who carries pepper-spray

And then you re-create that video in your lab

I win

When you play hard... sometimes life is shorter.

Pretty sure women's fashion is just backwards men's stuff

Drugs do you

The 4chan edit that banned Wikipedia in Turkey

why cant i make invisible titles like Whitebones?

Perfect for orange juice...

God don't got time for your whining bullshit!

Beautiful words.

Anakin please

i'm a good boy, but don't push me.

MIB predicted kim K

Lol gay

Hilarious!

Always a bridesmaid.

I live in Fayetteville, AR where we are currently getting record flooding. So naturally, my neighbors rode their unicorn through the streets.

My cat was missing for several hours, until I got a call from my neighbor...

Follow the money

Reporting for dooty...

When you turn 100 and can't play with legos anymore

Mom be like: CTRL+C, CTRL+V, CTRL+V, CTRL+V

Straight forward as it gets.

Be proud of who you are.

First post, pls be kind?

It's as good a time as any

Just trying to fit in

Stay classy Chicago

Grandpas in the future be like

What a lovely server

Spotted on a front lawn in New Jersey

Thankful my town has Hercules the police pug to keep our streets safe from crime!

Sensitive subject solved.

Ireland.

Sure, you're goth, but are you dejectedly riding the subway with your raven goth?

If tarantulas could wear pants, which way would they wear them?