One will defend you, the others will try to kill you. Choose wisely.

Words of wisdom

I assembled my dog wrong.

Snitch

please help me

R.I.P.

Swoon city

We've come so far.

Looks like a good couple grams of chihuahuana to me.

One of my GF's kindergarten students added a sticker they found to their coloring book yesterday.

In regards to fyre festival

When Swedish guards forgot to lock up six inmates

Shhhh...they can't see me.

Your move Schrödinger

This is why you should always record Jeopardy

Shamo no-ok

I searched for "Maui + Dwayne Johnson", was not disappointed.

My 5 year old insisted on dressing up as groot to see the new guardians of the galaxy.

Lost as ***kkkkkkk

I think my flatmate lives in a cartoon

Philosophizing philosophy

When you shout trust fall and catch your friend off guard...

Family Friendly Bar

Every sign has a story...

Ding dong...

He really was a smooth criminal.....

Billboard at a local restaurant

Them manga eyes doe

Embarrassing.

See how you like it.

Ellen really does make dreams come true

I'm sooo old

Something, Something, Autism.

Yes... Come to the cinco de mayo side, we have tacos, a lot of tacos

be patient with me, I can only use Paint

Dude perfect's hidden episode part II

Haircut of the century !

In regards to fyre festival.

I highly doubt he is qualified, but I am willing to give him a shot

Fiancée got her Student Loan repayment email...while attending her college graduation.

Oh boy

Free Kekistan

/pol/ack elaborates on why a "Miss Black University" exists

I quit my job, my coworkers gave me a last supper.

Adelemon

rivals

Snoke true identity revealed

You know summer is coming when bees start having sex on your leg

You lying shrimp. I will never forgive u.

Dustin Hoffman versus Paparazzi

He saw his friend being eaten...

We've been happily married for 5 years now.

Mothers Day cards are Lit this year in my 4th grade class.

Diversity

When arson is more preferable than finals

fite me irl

When your two best friends hook up

"-phobia"

yes

Kurt Russell tiger cub!

k e k

Megamind

Any time of the day is a good time for pie, watermelon pie

Yoga anyone?

[INAUDIBLE SCREECHING]

Something is off..

We have finally put our differences aside and achieved World...

Relatable

Quality time

Adopted

When you dislike a post 1 like from front

This is a public service announcement

How many youglings can you take on?

Your privacy is protected by a box.

Poor Mr roboto

Jojonny bravo

Its happening

PSY is just Kim Yong in disguise

sadviolin.webm

I feel for you, Doug

Bill Nein

Something something shitpost #15

Dear god, you showed me a glimpse of paradise

Cross-fit is the best form of training

This Trap is boss

Found this in a cemetery

Han Dynasty has the most unfortunate URL I have ever seen.

Skills

Damn it feels good

Where I go to get the good, fresh, wet bread

Never forget the three brave amigos who fought the infamous El Guapo and his bandidos to free Santo Poco. Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Children logic

Getting smart

Sniper farming is a good business

Cool time lapse of roadwork being done

Why cat racing doesn't work.

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

Ran into this in a fastfood restaurant in Arizona.

I spent half an hour trying to talk with them, wanting to learn about their culture. Then the bartender cut me off and informed me they were patio umbrellas.

Finding humor in your situation