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It's the attempt that counts
Whats that song again?
A little boy in our neighborhood went door-to-door selling homemade brooms for $2. Even demonstrated the effectiveness of it! Needless to say...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RIp pepe...
Goose bumps
Meshuggcken, my first post after years of regular observation
Just like the simulations
The fact!!
I'm so ready for October.
How To Hug
Bring your child to work day.
Hello and goodbye
Mysteries of the ocean
Robot tries...
And they are still going to be excited about it
It was JarJar all this time
No forks given
Been waiting to post this!
Something tells me they aint diggin for gold
When you use the wrong cheat code in GTA.
When "she" says
I remember my first time
Party never ends
that
Seemed like the obvious answer
Always a Little Worrying...
updoc
Art on internet
Google is ***ing useless
Dejavu... oh wait
Research shows
The philosophers of our generation
No seriously...
How wonder women hides her sword
It's all ogre now
when a psychic reads my mind
yes
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Glorious Leader
Fight the bourgeoisie
"Note to Self:"
Inception
Purchased a big bag of starburst.
I got this "fill in the blank" mothers day card, I thought I should be honest...
shhhh karen
christian necklaces
Helping a brother out
Groundposting
The best decision in my life
How did she get here?
Correction
You underestimate my high ground
Ironic
Letting down
Mohammed has the greatest fidget ألعاب الأطفال
This children's "learn-to-read book" got dark real fast
Look at the difference!
Megan Fox 2.0
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUNN DUNN ♫
Savage.
Was listening to Melissa Etheridge and looked up lesbian rock and this was the first thing that came up.
Just unwinding from a hard day at the office.
My child's kindergarten teacher and her husband
Me always
You work retail?
Hitch*** on television
Sales is an art.
Never open a naming contest to the public.
Get well soon.
Maurice Sendak, beloved author and illustrator, passed away five years ago today. This is one of my favorite quotes of his.
*Then
"Carol, i just dont don't understand why we hav..." "Shut up and do it Becky!"
Hahahahahahhahahaha
Was making a quick trip to cvs. Wife said , "Can you get me clear nail polish..... Don't worry, you'll see it."
These kept me alive throughout my whole life..
Google will always be there for you when you forget that persons name
My friend, who is a 5th grade teacher, received this Thank You note from student.
Do it.
When your mom makes your Halloween costume.
NAD Lyfe! ✊
DON'T DRINK IT.
The perfect recipe
I'm a Star Wars fan, and my wife a Disney fan. She had an idea to stack our novelty cups.
Which is obviously true
That's really good to know Janet
Autism simulator
Why read the title, when you could read the post
"I checked EVERYWHERE!"
The goddamn disrespect
When you're not paying attention, and the teacher calls on you
Used faceapp on my dog. Im now terrified..
I was trying to figure out what a certain kind of stones were for...
Minecraft is my new bae.
When the housing crisis becomes too real
Wait, did you say 6'4"
Expected
✌
An Emotional Stripper
You done messed up...