Pöter is a wonderfull word
27,544 Poster of the Month
The philosophers of our generation
How wonder women hides her sword
It's all ogre now
when a psychic reads my mind
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Fight the bourgeoisie
"Note to Self:"
Purchased a big bag of starburst.
I got this "fill in the blank" mothers day card, I thought I should be honest...
Helping a brother out
The best decision in my life
How did she get here?
You underestimate my high ground
Mohammed has the greatest fidget ألعاب الأطفال
This children's "learn-to-read book" got dark real fast
Look at the difference!
Megan Fox 2.0
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUNN DUNN ♫
Was listening to Melissa Etheridge and looked up lesbian rock and this was the first thing that came up.
Just unwinding from a hard day at the office.
My child's kindergarten teacher and her husband
You work retail?
Hitch*** on television
Sales is an art.
Never open a naming contest to the public.
Get well soon.
Maurice Sendak, beloved author and illustrator, passed away five years ago today. This is one of my favorite quotes of his.
"Carol, i just dont don't understand why we hav..." "Shut up and do it Becky!"
Was making a quick trip to cvs. Wife said , "Can you get me clear nail polish..... Don't worry, you'll see it."
These kept me alive throughout my whole life..
Google will always be there for you when you forget that persons name
My friend, who is a 5th grade teacher, received this Thank You note from student.
When your mom makes your Halloween costume.
NAD Lyfe! ✊
DON'T DRINK IT.
The perfect recipe
I'm a Star Wars fan, and my wife a Disney fan. She had an idea to stack our novelty cups.
Which is obviously true
That's really good to know Janet
Why read the title, when you could read the post
"I checked EVERYWHERE!"
The goddamn disrespect
When you're not paying attention, and the teacher calls on you
Used faceapp on my dog. Im now terrified..
I was trying to figure out what a certain kind of stones were for...
Minecraft is my new bae.
When the housing crisis becomes too real
Wait, did you say 6'4"
An Emotional Stripper
You done messed up...
MY MOM WOULDN'T BUY ME A FIDGET SPINNER I HAVE A GRUDGE
So cancelled a subscription today
Isn't our solar system beautiful?
Amy Schumer Steals Jokes
Sounds like one of us
*** ISIS. USA! USA! USA!
Wen You Get To Much Sand in Your Shoes
See comments section for the truth.
It said "one size fits all" and I called bullshit... I owe cvs an apology.
First line of defense
Me after visiting 4chan for a minute
This Guy Can’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Pics
Every damn time
Hiddenlol's favouritet molecule
I hope I get taken out soon
How this design matches up.
Monty Python Life Of Brian is still relevant today
13 reasons why I should eat more Chinese food
Segways, crocs with socks, and pumpkin spice latte.
One of the many street easels in Portsmouth, NH
I get knocked down
probably gets mixed up a lot
Señor El Arroyo Sign; right in the feels.
Taking My Job
It only took two weeks