It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
239,144 Gold Club
Ofcourse, what else did you think she was gonna do?
How my finals went this week
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
Visited the Grand Canyon. Pictures don't do it justice.
Vitamins for dayyys
I just found my new barber shop.
Me trying to succeed in life
My friend's first graders are nonstop entertainment
Blown The F out
Someone clearly can't function without their morning coffee
I'll just ask my wife.
Life in small town advertising.
A way to get in class if you're late.
Its no so much an adicction as a conviction
One of my favorite Calvin's Dad sequences. As the son of two school teachers, the last panel was many nights for me, as a child.
Part of the plan.
Where All The Unicorns Are
low effort meme
The Church I can get behind.
R.I.P. IN PEPPERONI
Ikea's doing it right.
I share an office with the IT guy. So many dumb questions.
Slash and Axl weren't sure about the first draft of the lyrics.
That dog stole my girl
How long until they tell her ?
Poor kid has no idea.
I bet 2017 will have flying cars
They'll never find my Anime Tiddies USB!
My money is on Ronald
Gotta earn that paper kids
Why must you produce such horrors internets
Family watching TV
Wonderfull weather we're having
Ctrl+C ... Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V ... done
American Mix Skittles.
Wait is that a verb or adjective?
... you have my attention
Capitoli capitoli give me the money
I don't regret this...
Unexpected headline of the week.
Nito is best girl
Unlike communists, democrats are allowed to read varied literature, and thus learn from marxism.
Witness true power
Why all this fuss?
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
Hand sanitizer in 3..2..1...
once, people had thick skin
We're gonna need the whole squad
After years of laying around the house like a vegetable, Leroy has decided he now fully identifies as one.
Fiscaling indecent plumbuses
I'm almost confused
If being normal means I have to give up my memes then forget it
Do your best!!!
Get the stones
My attempt at solving the food crisis, so far unsuccessful.
A Special Set of Skills
Could I have embarrassed my wife and kids any more?
Teen asked me if I had a bogie, and I was clueless that it meant cigarette.
Annie are you ok?
Asked my friend to travel to Zimbabwe with me to alleviate poverty. He didn't know he'd be spending his summer sewing reusable menstrual pads
Just Derby Things.
"*** this shit I'm out"
I love you guys
My dry cleaner refused to clean my pants because of cat hair and this was written on the tag.
I found a glitch in the matrix.
Cheat on you, I never did.
We all know the feel
The greatest Venn Diagram ever made
A lunar eclipse according to flat earthers
Pepe Rises on the 3rd day
o - o
I N F I N I T Y
PSA: Dads, if you find this in your daughter's room... it IS a curling iron.
Meet The Focker
This is, without a doubt, the single greatest Teacher Appreciation Week gift I have ever received during my five year tenure as a second grade teacher.
Our receptionist has had this hanging at her desk for years. She has no idea what this is really a photoshop of.
I dont know if this belongs here but I laughed.
Top marks to the deer on the right for a magnificent set of antlers
I'm pretty sure they don't even know each other #FinalsWeek
Flat earthers always make me laugh
As if death was not enough...
Make a left at the firehouse
TV Guide telling it like it is