One of my favorite Calvin's Dad sequences. As the son of two school teachers, the last panel was many nights for me, as a child.

Part of the plan.

Where All The Unicorns Are

low effort meme

The Church I can get behind.

R.I.P. IN PEPPERONI

Ikea's doing it right.

I share an office with the IT guy. So many dumb questions.

Slash and Axl weren't sure about the first draft of the lyrics.

Poor flavoured

That dog stole my girl

mañana

How long until they tell her ?

Poor kid has no idea.

Sunsets...enough said

I bet 2017 will have flying cars

They'll never find my Anime Tiddies USB!

My money is on Ronald

HL community

Gotta earn that paper kids

Why must you produce such horrors internets

Family watching TV

Shii...

Wonderfull weather we're having

Ctrl+C ... Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V ... done

American Mix Skittles.

Wait is that a verb or adjective?

... you have my attention

Good cat

Poor Spider-Man.

Capitoli capitoli give me the money

I don't regret this...

Unexpected headline of the week.

Nito is best girl

Witness true power

Why all this fuss?

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

Hand sanitizer in 3..2..1...

once, people had thick skin

We're gonna need the whole squad

After years of laying around the house like a vegetable, Leroy has decided he now fully identifies as one.

Fiscaling indecent plumbuses

I'm almost confused

If being normal means I have to give up my memes then forget it

Do your best!!!

Me irl

Get the stones

My attempt at solving the food crisis, so far unsuccessful.

Dammit, Alfred

Status: Single

A Special Set of Skills

Could I have embarrassed my wife and kids any more?

Teen asked me if I had a bogie, and I was clueless that it meant cigarette.

Annie are you ok?

Asked my friend to travel to Zimbabwe with me to alleviate poverty. He didn't know he'd be spending his summer sewing reusable menstrual pads

Just Derby Things.

"*** this shit I'm out"

I love you guys

My dry cleaner refused to clean my pants because of cat hair and this was written on the tag.

I found a glitch in the matrix.

mfw

Cheat on you, I never did.

We all know the feel

The greatest Venn Diagram ever made

A lunar eclipse according to flat earthers

D*CK

Pepe Rises on the 3rd day

o - o

I N F I N I T Y

PSA: Dads, if you find this in your daughter's room... it IS a curling iron.

Meet The Focker

This is, without a doubt, the single greatest Teacher Appreciation Week gift I have ever received during my five year tenure as a second grade teacher.

Our receptionist has had this hanging at her desk for years. She has no idea what this is really a photoshop of.

Absolutes

I dont know if this belongs here but I laughed.

Top marks to the deer on the right for a magnificent set of antlers

Cluck

I'm pretty sure they don't even know each other #FinalsWeek

Flat earthers always make me laugh

As if death was not enough...

Make a left at the firehouse

TV Guide telling it like it is

identity crisis

Definitely the best scene of the Star Wars franchise

Went to visit the nice wild ***atoos in Australia

The stars have aligned...Snapchat finally worked on my duck.

As you can see, history was not easy for me.

Alright stop, refrigerate and listen

Uno, dos, tres! Funny and original!

no brakes on the shitpost train

This message will self destruct.

When she don't see the B

The Tumbr is aggressive

She'll never see it coming

getting that masters degree

Amazing exchange rate

This might be missing a few pieces.

Damn bourgeoisie!

I love how dogs do stupid things and look so proud

She'll never go home with him