I too have a daughter going places.....

Not a scum

World's largest USB drive

Wtf dude?

LPT: When packing up for a move, always properly label your sex toys.

Sorry

The face of a broken man.....

You know it

nutcracker

I'm a firm believer in knowing your market.

Ran into a guy on a conference with a doge. He handed me this business card, and told me he worked for a bank. Then he left.

at least he will die soon

The most subtle joke from futurama.

Savage College Student

When your cum sock starts smelling so you have to throw it away

Flawed Wisdom

Choose your fighter

Damn commies

Psst...Hey Kid

Nam

Hack off

Drunk gangster wannabee verbally attacks family at the beach, ends up crying on his mugshot

Powerful message.

What happen? somebody touch my tail?

Who said you can't do cool stuff with fidgets

Mathematical takedown of motivational pic.

I miss my home

Ultimate weapon

inb4 Relatable

Know the difference

Only in West Virginia

The most realistic scene in Jurassic World

The real answer

What an eye-opener!

The more you know

Zuckerburgs real reason for Facebook.

When people acuse me of stealing

my kind of jam

Sadly this wasn't in this year's calendar

Our new outdoor light arrived...

My friend made weed oil at my house the other night, spilled it and left it. This possum decided to lick it off the patio, and ended up passed out in the backyard for over 12 hours.

I photobombed a girl on the beach taking pictures, told them about it and had them send it to me.

That could've been me :(

That hair though

I want it done by naptime.

> Tries not to f*ck up

Just a regular day at the lake.

I'm a super nervous flyer. My wife just took this pic of me at the airport restaurant, about to board the plane a part of our honeymoon

Great deal in Hastings, MI

I see your gorgeous picture of the Grand Canyon, and raise you my trip to Mount Rushmore.

They got what they deserved

I'm no bird expert, but I believe the one on the right is the female

For whenever a Southerner complains about Millennials.

How to summon a...

When they can't find a plus size model in China

I want it that waaaaay...

In response to the flooding happening in parts of eastern Canada.

It's not a repost if I use a different meme

Just needed to remove the trees first

Time to move?

My friend was stoned the other day

I work with some harsh engineers..

I just wanted to calculate my vacation hours, Google

Now's the chance!

Well played, sir.... Well played.

My son is one "those" kids.

Life imitates art. Guy eats like Homer Simpson.

This restaurant compares the size of it's Burritos to babies for scale

It'll be gone when I die, which is most likely very soon

Sketch that led to his arrest.

Robots stealing canine jobs

Being bullied? Just stop liking trap

Perfect loop of kid getting hit by a ball

Europe and USA

I put a German Shepard mask on my Golden Retriever. Real German Shepard included for comparison.

Anytime I mess up I send this to my girlfriend. 100% success rate

Hello there, I have no idea what I'm doing

this.......

Damn Carl!

Accept this site with its flaws.

Proof that democray can't work

TransNeutron Cells

Good news everyone!

Ofcourse, what else did you think she was gonna do?

How my finals went this week

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

Visited the Grand Canyon. Pictures don't do it justice.

Vitamins for dayyys

"Hope"

squad

I just found my new barber shop.

Me trying to succeed in life

My friend's first graders are nonstop entertainment

Blown The F out

Someone clearly can't function without their morning coffee

I'll just ask my wife.

Life in small town advertising.

A way to get in class if you're late.

Political Compass

Its no so much an adicction as a conviction