Toilet

I have to trick my cat into loving me...

My sister and I live in different cities and managed to make our mom the exact same card.

Take some time to reflect on this kind of behaviour

Preparations for the Willie Nelson 4th of July picnic are in full swing.

What's your Mom yelling about?

"Now is my chance, she's mine"

The Ultimate Question

Too political?

keep looking

lol scrub

she didn't see that in the crystal ball

Enemy Spotted

Priviledged turkish ball can into hugelol.com

mikey and fred

Basically

I spin 3 GLOW in the DARK FIDGET spinners for 24 WEEKS

its to great a responsibility for anyone other than the president

New spongebob meme.

Not going places!

When ur playing online

The last photo taken by Dr Schrödinger

Title of your post

Lets play: Guess who turned out to be gay?

Deep

Understandable

What obedience?

This is next to my boss' door..

Mother's day present

How the moon landing was staged.

Majestic Teabag

When you make it into the Top 100 posters...

There was a mix-up with an item I ordered from China, so the seller sent me a note and a little gift to tide me over until the correct item arrived. 10/10 apology.

Johnny Cash when he was 12 years old

Photo of Earth from space

tHiS mEmE TeMpLaTe is dEaD!

Anon searches a game

Oh babaaaaay just suicide

cuse you suck

He predicted the future before he dipped

Okane wa okanedesu

BOI!

Quality Customer Service Response :-)

Do you hate kids as much as these people ?

Ducks can be total jerks.

My Cooking Teacher Pinned this Poor Pizza to the Blackboard

Just like using a condom instead of a teabag

Kid has the right perspective

SpOnGbOb

Come here kitty

Fast and furious 9

I'm flyi..

smh two whole scoops?

the king of the pumpkin men

*72 noises*

Happy Belated Mother's Day.

*unintelligible noises*

Something seems off

guess it wasnt a scam ? ? ? ?

He was sith at that point but whatever

Speed is the difference

damn politics always fooling us

Mothers Day Love

REEEEE

Testing mouse sensitivity

Anotha one

Was looking up recipes for a hot tottie and came across this helpful review

This is just a guess, but it could be because that's a rotary phone.

This meme though

"He thinks we're here to get married, I'm just here for the pizza"

Say nibber

I'll go :)

Now that's a Mothers Day gift

When the autism doesn't kick in, but something else does

She Owned It.

Classical Dr. Dre

Childless by choice, my pro-propagating family doesn't know what to do with me. This is the gift bag I got at today's Mother's Day celebration.

You're gonna have to speak up, Clarence.

My mom has been complaining about this school picture for almost 20 years now. I decided to immortalize it for her for Mother's Day

I don't know what they are measuring but it must be pretty big

The lady ahead of me sure loves her jelly.

Annual family photo

Gee Doneland

OrIGiNaL MaYmAy

Co-worker had package dropped off at work. Couldn't resist.

Even failure had enough

facts

Agh not again!

I 'member...

Locked and Loaded

Dumpster of the Galaxy

Sure gives you them feels

Saw this license plate and spent 5 minutes speculating on why the driver might be so staunchly pro-circumcision before eventually realizing this is probably meant to be "never forsaken."

The ladies can't resist my bod.

I recently started podcasting and getting used to my voice is taking some time.

Why are you taking a picture of that?

That's good shit

Cee lo

Lube Job

WWI British lieutenant gearing up for battle, 1915