It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
239,440 Gold Club
anon is lazy
Tonight on date line...
When you're arabic and are a big fan of peace
When mom tells me I'm a handsome young man
Black guy at a hockey game
Bikini Bottom genetics
Puppy for sale
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It make sense.
This world's broken
Me neither Mr Dolphin, me neither
*reveals secrets to russia
Do you know why I pulled you over?
When you are just trying to get rid of all your problems
Hold My Bread
My son raking the sand off the road while wearing his brother's ski helmet.
Does this look like a game to you, mother***er?
we're all equal
Best day of my life
Fail with confidence and style
Einstein and Chaplin on each other's art.
Group Projects be like
If parrot had hands..
saw this today... had to take a photo
Well, if The Red Green Show has taught us anything...
My wife and I accidentally got each other the same gift for our second anniversary
Straight into my heart Bob
An hour before your date arrives
Good luck lions!
I like this game
The Work Season
A good attitude.
Such a lovely man
Don't skip leg day bro
Cannot decide if the headline writer has to be fired, or deserves a raise
Has science gone too far?
The Toothpaste Lesson
How To Pronounce Any Danish Word
Don't tell me what to do ma
Here's something to you, 'Muricans
W O K E
Anatomy of a meme (side view)
Don't mind my advisors, they always act weird like that
Lets just drop some truth here
Just a regular day on minecraft
The essence of programming
Not sure how to respond to that......
You will get a kick out of it
These people are getting creative...
WhiteBones with his father circa 1855 (colorised)
The Baldwin brothers look like failed clones of Alec Baldwin
he'll be disappointed for sure
Taken moments before plummeting...
How soon can an exorcist drop by?
Pizza cooked @ 400° for 4 hours...
This Teacher Wasn't Allowed to Teach About Condoms...
Siblings - first time they've been together in four months.
My dog slept like this for at least an hour...
The strongest argument yet that the Earth is round and not flat.
Feel free to die now!
My girlfriend found The Black Knight's vehicle on her way to work this morning!
Parking champion of the world...
it ain't dead yet
When the girl nextdoor starts tanning in her backyard
Spotted in the girls bathroom at a bar in Berlin
Completely Innocent average Girl. Nothing Suspicious here
Hank Hill the savage
The princess of Sweden
Yo Dawg. I heard you liked TicTacs.
At least you know it works!
Out of ink
My washing machine was very happy to see me this morning
A most productive day
... I have so many questions.
Taking a break from biting my hands
Lost the owner's manual
This works on all of my employees
What a worthless piece of shit
Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
Well, I *did* ask him to remind me to run the dishwasher this morning