Dont question my titles
So there is this new face mask out on the market.
Attended a friend's graduation this past weekend, almost cried after hearing this name
the overkill hypothesis: the event we deserve, but not the one we need right now
Tigers are smarter than they look
I hope Mike has found peace
Incest is Wincest
That is certainly one effective way to *** block..
So I hear Disney Princesses are welcome here?
Trump flew to Israel for advice
Immage of terror suspect released
Yep. It's Been That Kind of Day.
And that's why you don't leave your cat alone with the computer
Roses are red, violets are blue, no I will not share my rations with you
Who are you callin' rim head?
Field of ***s
It's more than a feeeeeliiiing (more than a feeling) ♫
I'm gonna die...NOT ME!
Samuel L. Jackson 5
Watch and learn, Larry. We're going to get the hell out of this joint.
Real Disney Princesses have multiple birds!
4 random Tibetan monks came into my drag show in Beijing after hearing music and laughter. The rest just happened naturally. The guy on the left is a natural.
What do you say when you weren't expecting a bridge to be there? ...
Friends can "save" you
Come on, Shekira
Surely this would cross everyone's mind
Progressive Engineering Black Metal
Is this meme dead yet?
She was too hungry to wait.
It's called Hide N Seek
This photo is just too memogenic
Blessedly breasted friend was excited about her new cat shirt until she realized how googly eyed she made the cat look.
I am ready to initiate self destruct sequence
The sign on this strip club
Not the Jedi way
Sometimes my best good girl looks like Ed from the Lion King.
How to win the heart of a woman
Parker next to this car today. New kind of car alarm?
Virtually every meal I've ever made
System.out.Println("Love these guys");
I saw this on a street sign by where I live
Well, this guy just did.
They all look so familiar...
This is how we sled in Brazil
20 years of diet and exercise.
Swedish Law Makers
*Shit i can't read
Traditional Japanese breakfast...
f*ck yeah! insurance!
Must have been a wild night!
This teacher needs some help
My dog stole my wife's vibrator today and is very proud of himself.
Uh..I don't think that's the right word, mate
Overwatch in a nutshell
We got donuts for my son to bring to school for his 6th birthday....
The wife's new mat
Inb4 "wish I could relate because nobody here has friends"
I just got it...
Best place to buy a house
Are you responsible?
Every day on the news
This is how he sleeps on the couch. And - he only be bothered to open one eye when I said his name.
Saw this on Amazon today
Things Teachers Never Tell Us
Sometimes you just have to teach them the old fashioned way.
it was a triquetra the entire time
when your crush calls you a lifeless weeb
Cant be stumped
What I show people when they ask what Texas is like
Turn the volume down to park
Principal breaks up a fight
These can kill you faster than you'd think
Nice try, Hot Pockets
Who paid for this wall?
Let it go, let it go, I don't care what they're going to say...
What a pussy
Finally found my spirit animal
Guess who's not getting any heritage
That's how I roll #Delta