I am the guy she tells you not to worry about.
41,434 Pepe Collector
My friends don't understand why i watch Dr Phil. This is why.
I ain't mad
How dinosaurs became extinct
OWL ground you! I don’t give a hoot about your friends!
The happy couple
The MCU is pretty stupid when you think about it...
My dog must think I’m a monster
That Guy Starter Pack
Billboard near my house
The obvious solution
can he do it?
Found this posted up in my apartment complex
superpower by 2020
et tu Brute?!
Give him a rap name
Would you like to have dinner some night?
Got this on the bottom of a receipt today.
Our smile is real
Meowth is a savage
You better watch out!
This is why aliens don’t respond
What Scares You the Most?
I always seek such puns
Are you even Queen if you don't come in every color?
"I used to be stressed until I started yoga, you should try it!"
The most American photo on the internet to date.
Don’t do it man...
This is .... hugelol ?
Never was any hope
I'll miss you old friend
that dreamcast tho
Shaquille O'Seal and Seal O'Shaquille
Canadian vandalism at its worst
*Two weeks before the end of the semester*
The Abduction Twist.
Girlfriend’s mom brought home a new dog today.. the older dog she had isn’t too pleased.
Mutation goes wrong.
Imagine receiving a package like this after a wild night
This makes me sad.
Well...Technically......Yea, You're Right
Rap music.... CONTINUES
Haven’t we all thought about doing this at one time or another?
My sister just adopted a dog and I don't think he has warmed up to her yet.
the diagnosis is never wrong
Perspective: What people think the Hawaii lava flow looks like VS reality
Wife went to turn the lava lamp on,
We all die alone
How To Rap if Kendrick Lamar Invites You On Stage
When you watch Infinity war without seeing any previous Marvel movies
"Paps, that filter must be an ancient one!"
Et No. 2, Brute?
I mean those paintings were pretty good
But it all went downhill from there.
Just living my life...one dank motto at a time.
Next time I'm ordering the large one.
Neighbor's daughter loves rainbows but is too young to read. This is the present she gave for my sister's birthday
I, therefore thought it would be funny to inflate a 10' dog inside her 9' office.
I hope you giggle as much as I did
I want this kid to be my wingman.
KFC violatin bird law out here
shortness of breath
I haven’t thrown it for 7 minutes now.
My class wouldn't quiet down, so the prof wrote this and left. It's been 30 minutes.
If a quote says so it’s true
Always get me
Dr. Hedgehog is not amused.
something ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ loli something ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ
nobody likes spam
Engineers had this hanging up in their office
Anon is part of gun violence
Be unique be yourself
japan is a nutshell