I am lurking here!
Steve Martin on why he does stand up
Japanese, my favorite kind of people.
Who would not get an invitation to Batman's wedding?
The gates to hell aren't as bad as I imagined
That's the cat door on his head
You have not unlocked this area
My cat has this hunting thing figured out
This is why I love The Simpsons.
When u don't downvote any comments on ur post because u'll defend to the death their right to say it
*** you pinkos
You are not a cat.
*** everything and become a pirate
Perfect Amazon Q&A response
Free Kekistan (Full Sauce in comments)
A smart man knows his limits....
You keep playing with that danger noodle and one day it's gonna choke you to death
Unexpected Star Wars
Irish Seven Course Dinner
white people that think white people dont look the same
How trees reproduce
When ur high af and your parents try and talk to you
We are number one, but with german tanks.
So I asked this storm trooper to aim at me for the picture
My heart bleeds for you
Funny Zoo Sign
Coming soon in vegetable market
Whoever created the billboard is about to get fired
hiding power level
Rules are rules.
My nightly fridge raids have not gone unnoticed. I'm also only 33.
brother... the oats...
The gods have damned us
Wal-Marts Clean Bathroom Policy
The dog does a photo bomb
Things my teacher can do better.
Need anything else ?
Statistically 25% chances it's indian
Just noticed Michael Scott's diploma on the wall
Put an unwanted fridge out with a sign saying "FREE TO TAKE" -- Happy to report someone took the sign last night
"I want to impress other anime fans" - say no more, fam
the school of fidget allows many spells
Old spongebob meme
The Most Powerful Sound In The World
Ive never related to something more in my life
Somebody duct taped my RAs door shut last night.
All you had to do was ask, bro
"It Wasn't My Fault!"
My mom asked me to help her go through her email to delete emails she doesnt need....
time to stop
Messenger of god
Ordered a ball bearing to make my own Fidget Spinner and it came in this box.
My girlfriend was a bit formal as a child.
It's about time movies got realistic
I've been recently in the meme graveyard
I have been waiting this my whole life
I am the best fidget spinner in the world, everybody knows it, Im so good at fidget spinning...
Angry outlet terrifies his neighbors.....
I stole that
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
High School Portrait
Extremely Rare Sneakers
She bent over backwards for him
Wait, they did what?!
Just hang tight guys I know what I'm doing
Walked in my house and was greeted by this dog. This isn't my dog.
Protect yourselves and others ...
'Taco bell isn't real mexican food..'
My stepdad is partially deaf but refuses to wear hearing aids. I asked him to pick up two bags of party mix for this weekend. He came home with this
I'll See You Again
South Georgia senior pranks got parents ready to fight
Born to Pun
My razor blades
When you live in a college town like Isla Vista, stuff like this occurs on the daily
Then versus now...
What to do when you receive junk mail
Seriously, beware of this dog
Remember..... Memes, memes never change.
Whose kid is this.
To catch a criminal, you have to think like one.
New measurement for distance
What ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ Sounds Like
motivate yourself with this one secret trick
I guess they don't have the chip reader.
Mr. Steal yo phone
Took until question 9 before we realized what they were doing. Nice try kid.