Probably the first thing we teach the aliens too

nice recovery bro

I wish I could joke that well

Instead of Millennium Falcons or fire trucks, my 8 year old son builds Lego bars with drunk patrons.

Forest Whitaker

He wasn't ready

Bad dog

It's Dare

Best bumper sticker I've seen yet

Strong independent boy

And do geese call goose bumps people bumps?

Title

The Award Winner

Inception Cat

hl3 confirmed

The German language

ITRAVELTHEWORLDANDTHESEVENSEAS

Divorce selfie

B for Bravery

This actual photo from a home listing...

El presidente

Kakacarot

Dog svidaniya, capitalism.

Having a bad day? You feel like an idiot? Good news, there is worse, way worse

This Sign gets it

A proud accomplishment

Worth it

I definitely didn't steal this

Stealing memes is hard

4 Wongs do make a Wright

Bloody Normies

Furthermore, i am a connoisseur of the meme.

How to win a girl over

■►●

Farm field trip

えぐ

Moptimus Prime

Shalom

Hope you ready for the next episode...

Why isn't this thing drifting?

Viral

...Look at me!

So I get home from work and these guys are doing this in the park across the street. Life is Awesome

Terrible restaurant, the Jedi are horrible managers, I told you we shouldn't go there Anakin!

Hahaha feminism

Not sure why everyone is freaking out about these male rompers. I've owned a pair my whole life.

loving this new addition to google translate

Here's an example of a killer turtle.

The original parking sensor

Cat tries coffee for the first time.

I saw this kid at Walmart and can't stop laughing.

My 5 year plan.

Taco Bell gave up.

I guess I'll try it for shits and giggles...

Meanwhile at a Target in Australia...

Post of your title

Hol up

This sign was in a Chili's restroom

anon gives good advice

Friend let her kid try some Starbucks. She sent this to me last night

A question for the ages.

The ultimate sitcom formula.

When the teacher won't let you bring your fidget spinner to class.

He already has a pipe in his pocket.

If it fits I sits. Even if it's in your pants while you pee.

Dog: Password Me: Who's a good boy? Dog:.... You may pass

Now it all makes sense

Girl power!

How I love movies

This meme needs to stop

Ironic

God did comlubine before it was cool

Hmmm not sure I trust this one...

I can't believe you've done this

knock knock

You can make a religion out of this.

But did he post it on 4chan

Weeb-o-shock

He had a feminine penis

Future Police Sketch Artist

My math teacher back at is again

when the edge is stronger than the weebness

Chick-fil-A uses only the freshest ingredients!

Cannot unsee this

/fit/izen wants to impress grills with his mighty autism

Hey guy, good recommendation for you all!

Priorities

Saw this pic making rounds on Twitter, and people actually believe it

The original fidget

That's one way to take a photo.

Same as always

Even the dices don't want me to cuddle & kiss

The Flash's origin story.

He thicc

Waited 35 minutes, I completely understand.

Ninja Warrior - take kids to work day

Archer and I are both on a rampage

I shouldn't find this funny... but I do...

Friend fell asleep studying in the library

Communism is the only weight loss program that actually works