I like my life like I drink my Sparkling Ice...

Getting away with it ✔

Real Shit

No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember this: A virtual fidget spinner is the top free app in the app store right now.

Reverse psychology marketing

This drunk woman had to be rescued from the kiddie pool today.

in space

People who don't know this are the same idiots who still think the world is round.

When is it my turn??

Mug I made my dad for Father's Day. He is the best.

Cute father and daughter costume

Damn.

Dog so afraid of kittens

NEITHER DO I

The new Dyson hair dryer......

A legendary stoner movie.

Too many Jews and Muslims around

You need to start asking questions.

Our Dept of Transportation has a great sense of humor.

Nature spitting some truth.

LotA

Someone had too much catnip before the shoot...

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the future is wow

Child labor for a rock concert

When she's on her period and has a sore throat

poods is goods

Wash away your stolen memes. Drown in dolan darkness.

Adorable puppy scared by fake nope

Thanks, I'm not ripping that off

When she sais she is 12

When homies have your back

An old legend gets passed on

Our Formal night on the Carnival Sensation

Drake Looks Like The Proudest Girlfriend

Hackerman

Fire breathing dog!

Never wish to be Batman

Minor Life Hack

can't imagine how he'll react if you say his oc sonic character sucks

LOL - It's never too early to start! Take it away, son!

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze

Just a casual stroll..

My 84 yr old Mom asked me to bring her shopping and said " I only have a couple things to get "

Kids took a picture of the cat, fully charged.

Yey

Smokey prevents forest fires

Escalation

So thats why he tried it

rekt

She sure has some dank feet.

A close match, but I think the fidget will prevail

You're just special

When you mess up a handshake/fist bump

We get it, you vape...

Death and rebirth through quicksaving

Buahhahahaha

Shocking racism

Slowly spiraling down

He refuses to look at me

When your son is 11yo and from America

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Ask him if he's a fruit or a vegetable.

When little boys figure out the endless possibilities of asking Google.

Leonardon't

My Niece has a key, now my food looks surprised to see me.

Life lesson.

Who's tha MANtis?!

Everybody hurts sometimes

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

I have no title

The single ladies section

My parents pony just got pooped on by her horse.

My son spotted the camera, tripod and assistant in the movie Gladiator, when he was yelling, "Are you not entertained?"

When all you want to do is eat your damn cheerios

How deep can autism go?

Beauty Sleep

You really nailed a grimace, Samsung.

Customers

Thanks Home Depot, but I think I got this

Essential rule to remember while sleeping

George was 500lbs

Finally installed my child's car seat!

This happened outside my buddy's workplace. The student driver sticker really brings it all together.

It had to happen sooner or later

grrrrrrrrrr

Dank

Gluten free bun $2. $3 if you're drinking a beer.

A historic moment

Rickmobile making rush hour tolerable

A side-by-side of Michael Cera and Hitler's mom

Found on a bulletin board at work.

To the Pub!

only you can prevent reposts

I didn't want to buy it but they wouldn't take NO for an answer.

Son of a ***!

The "my wife/girlfriend made me go to the mall" support group is underway.

Don't do that Frodo!

Luckiest employee ever

Ingrown nail...