The wife's new mat
Inb4 "wish I could relate because nobody here has friends"
I just got it...
Best place to buy a house
Are you responsible?
noice
Every day on the news
This is how he sleeps on the couch. And - he only be bothered to open one eye when I said his name.
Saw this on Amazon today
Things Teachers Never Tell Us
Sometimes you just have to teach them the old fashioned way.
when your crush calls you a lifeless weeb
Cant be stumped
What I show people when they ask what Texas is like
Hippety Hoppety
Turn the volume down to park
Principal breaks up a fight
These can kill you faster than you'd think
Nice try, Hot Pockets
Who paid for this wall?
Let it go, let it go, I don't care what they're going to say...
What a pussy
Never lucky..
Finally found my spirit animal
Guess who's not getting any heritage
Contradiction
Major Spoiler
Relatable.
That's how I roll #Delta
A jew
How did you find me
Ken M on Spring
Attack on Heaven
$$ RN $$
Great advertising for a bar....
Science is annoying
OG fidget spinner
I like my life like I drink my Sparkling Ice...
Getting away with it ✔
Real Shit
No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember this: A virtual fidget spinner is the top free app in the app store right now.
Reverse psychology marketing
This drunk woman had to be rescued from the kiddie pool today.
in space
People who don't know this are the same idiots who still think the world is round.
When is it my turn??
Mug I made my dad for Father's Day. He is the best.
Cute father and daughter costume
Damn.
Dog so afraid of kittens
NEITHER DO I
The new Dyson hair dryer......
A legendary stoner movie.
Too many Jews and Muslims around
You need to start asking questions.
Our Dept of Transportation has a great sense of humor.
Nature spitting some truth.
LotA
Someone had too much catnip before the shoot...
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the future is wow
Child labor for a rock concert
When she's on her period and has a sore throat
poods is goods
Wash away your stolen memes. Drown in dolan darkness.
Adorable puppy scared by fake nope
Thanks, I'm not ripping that off
When she sais she is 12
When homies have your back
An old legend gets passed on
Our Formal night on the Carnival Sensation
Drake Looks Like The Proudest Girlfriend
Hackerman
Fire breathing dog!
Never wish to be Batman
Minor Life Hack
can't imagine how he'll react if you say his oc sonic character sucks
LOL - It's never too early to start! Take it away, son!
Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
Just a casual stroll..
My 84 yr old Mom asked me to bring her shopping and said " I only have a couple things to get "
Kids took a picture of the cat, fully charged.
Yey
Smokey prevents forest fires
Escalation
So thats why he tried it
rekt
She sure has some dank feet.
A close match, but I think the fidget will prevail
You're just special
When you mess up a handshake/fist bump
We get it, you vape...
Death and rebirth through quicksaving
Buahhahahaha
Shocking racism
Slowly spiraling down
He refuses to look at me
When your son is 11yo and from America
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Ask him if he's a fruit or a vegetable.