I can't drink, but at least I can summon demons.

Took her outside for a potty break. Checked on her a minute later and found her like this.

Bringing gifts, for dinner

Fall is the best time of year....

I accidentally moved while my mom was taking a panorama...

Screw You, Life!

Solid name!

ye... no chance...

You call this an inconvenience???

Getting ready for his date!

Here's your order

The Pokémon has evolved

Hey. How're you doing? I'm selling some stuff in here, come check it out whenever.

50 Shades of Brown!

I'm flying jack

Accidental Selfie

Isn't That the Pitcher's Job?

Welp, this is going to be a boring expo...

It's just a jump to the left.

Possibly the worst product ever made....

First world problems....

Better luck tomorrow

1 sec

Dont trend on shit

If you're looking to rob my house- just come in with a vacuum cleaner

Well this is glorious

Old movie and probably repost, but who cares

False tongue tells truth

Before and After. Progress Pics.

Now I'm convinced!

When God tries to punish your city...

Stroller meets umbrella

Is Ben Stiller's son doing "Blue Steel?"

The "Virgin Widow" Part Gets Me

If you dont want your enemies to track your moves.

Pill Wars

Schpiders

This is what happens when you wear a lot of make up and have a car accident.

you've underestimated my party

sideways for attention, longways for results

step up

My kind of swamp

Runescape maymay

Spongebob S3 E6B

I'm in an alternate universe

Ironic advertising.

My kid made a blobfish as a school sewing project.

they're like 12

Funny angel

Woof...

Sometimes..

We all know someone who does this

Poor Katy

cant think of a title

Strongest knot ever created

Danger leaving the dog alone with the children

Spidget finner

Mom, I told you to knock first!

Just finished my degree. This sums up my emotions right now.

When the dog gets into the Skittles stash

Back to school shopping begins today, nab a great deal!

Jerry on breaking up

Stray bar for dogs

This kid in my senior class yearbook

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good neighbors

Facts

I think goats are just trying to prove a point now

Long Live Scott Sterling!

This Domino's driver is the real hero!

My French teacher dressed as Napoleon for yearbook pictures

Note that my co-workers daughter wrote to him

Parting shot

It's Lid

classic

Spotted a mama cat gently carrying her child today

The serial number for this toilet at a Washington State Park.

Lord of the Rings in 2017 - Corrected

Evaporated milk.

The dog kills me

Plane directions...

One time I entered my 2006 Prius into a classic car show

Almost that time

How to make a teacher feel bad.

Fidget spinners

Sometimes you need help killin

history blows my mind

I blame Nintendo

Who can we trust then?

New ending revealed

And they say white people don't have culture

When you want to go on a modern crusade but the Pope won't let you

Come at me bro

The local PDs guide to keeping thieves out of your vehicle

I need it

This persons doormat

On your way Lord Commander.

I should not laugh at this .... but I am

I can't stop laughing at this grave stone

This picture describes my love life.